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I had killed off Astrid and then wiped out the DB sanctuary. I visited the nearest guard, then went to Dragon Bridge and reported the incident as requested. For the next 3-4 game days I enjoyed the accolades cast upon me in general passing by all the citizens of the northern realm. It was a good day in Skyrim

 

Another week passes and I don't hear anything about how great the deed was, how many guards were thankful for the heroic effort, or even that they're gonna make a DB lager at the meadery in my honor. Oh no. Instead I get harassed by guards for lolly gagging and about how my hand is going to be removed if it gets caught in someones pocket. You know, the typical friendly guard banter. Then, another week goes by and I'm travelling back into Whiterun territory from the North when I pass the Whitewatch tower. They are under a bandit attack and already down 1 soldier. So, being the dutiful and highly respected member of Whiterun (even though I never get to the cloud district) I lended my skill at arms to the rapidly diminishing odds. A few sword strokes and several arrows later, 2 gaurds were left of 4, myself and a pile of bandits. Before I could even sheath my weapons, a guard walks over to me, looks me in the eye and says, " I could have taken out the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary myself, but I was sick that day".

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Thinking about it, I can see a variation on the ever hated in the Knee bit.

 

I'm still an adventurer beacuse I called in sick when you took that arrow in the knee

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Before I could even sheath my weapons, a guard walks over to me, looks me in the eye and says, " I could have taken out the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary myself, but I was sick that day".

 

So what? He could have!

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Before I could even sheath my weapons, a guard walks over to me, looks me in the eye and says, " I could have taken out the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary myself, but I was sick that day".

 

So what? He could have!

 

 

beeing sick...yes, taken ot The Dark Brotherhood...no.And stop picking on the guards for anything...you might excite the little brainwashed retards. :wacko:

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