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Drakin StormHeart

Why Are there So many naked Nords in morrowind.  

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  1. 1. Why Are there So many naked Nords in morrowind.

    • They are sleezy womanising Bastards.
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    • Its a secret Gay Under Ground Cult.
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    • They like to feel the cool summer breeze on thier lower regions.
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    • No real reason They are just stupid.
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    • They are Nords....nuf said.
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    • Other.
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I think that we have all seen one from one time to another. Tell us why you think they are naked. Amusing stories would be excelent. I have see Three.

 

One in Mournhold. He denies ever seeing a witch.

 

One out side Caledra. He's looking for his axe. Keep reading to see what I did with the axe.

 

And the third was n the road between Ald-Runn and Gnisis. He was paralised. So I killed him. :lol:

 

Master Theif Drakin StormHeart

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The nords are a barbarian people, they are wild and like to rely on their strength and determination, so who needs clothes and armor when you have muscle and endurance. OR, since they are barbarians, they lack a little in the willpower department, which makes them easy pray for Dunmer witches and magic wielding thiefs.

 

There is also a nearly naked Nord man in Ald Velothi, by the docks. He is wearing a skirt and claims his ship went down before he could grab any clothes.

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I like your definition of Nords, Thalios. I never even knew about that guy in Ald Velothi!

 

If naked Nords is your hobby, go to Solthseim, you'll never look back! ;)

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bah, nord's are just big hunk heroes with large egos who like trying 2 crack onto women. only problem is half the time the women are witches so they end up paralyzed and clothless :P
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Haha. Nords. I like talking to the one in Tribunal who says "You were expecting another stupid Nord who was robbed by a witch weren't you?" Nords = stupid. My theory is they stand around naked because their race hasn't invented clothes yet :P
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