wesaynothin Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I'd vote for Peregrine- one condition. You gotta buy me an Alienware Area 51 laptop :P ...but then again, who needs presidents.... RED AMERICA NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Well, since I can't get rabid hatred and mob justice, guess I'll take the next best thing.... Peregrine for president! But since it's a rule that you have to hate the president, you still have to express your hatred in the poll/posts! You shouldn't call him a God Mod, Elgen - it's against his religion! I think my sanity could handle a conversion to Peregrinism.... BTW Peregrine, would your college let you have time off to be President? Who cares. The white house is overrated, I'll just rule the country from my dorm. Hmm.... I'll vote for him if he makes computers free Consider it done. Of course it won't happen, but hey, if the other politicians can make empty promises to get elected.... Whos his running mate? What are his opinions on current issues? Did he ever cheat on his wife? doesn't matter, I'm not old enough to vote for him. My running mate is my imaginary friend Bob. My opinion on current issues is simple: if I sleep enough I can pretend they don't exist. Not only have I not cheated on my wife, I don't even have a wife! So I can take full advantage of my position and it's perfectly good! Voting on Peregrine... Hmmm. Ok, I'll vote for Peregrine but if he becomes president dont give him acces to the nuclear arsenal... Just to be sure... *Takes a look at all the shiny new toys he gets to play with as president* Oooh, pretty..... who needs nukes when you've got so many more interesting ways to blow stuff up? Did he fight in Vietnam? Did he turn up for duty? Did he turn up for his medicals? Of course I was in Vietnam. (insert impressive combat record here) I did my duty to my country! When my country needed me, I served! While Bush sat safely at home, I risked my life to hold back the communist threat! While all the students held their safe protests, I was crawling through the jungles of Vietnam hunting communists! I have done my part to defend America. Vote for me and return honesty and duty to the presidency! I'd vote for Peregrine- one condition. You gotta buy me an Alienware Area 51 laptop *burries laptop expense in the budgets nobody reads anyway* Consider it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 ...so, in the next 5 to six weeks? ^_^ Now all yuo have to do is pay a doctor to make your birth certificate say 1960 instead of whenever you were born, and voila! We have ourselves a new candidate. ...so, whats your first act in office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust870 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Why would people actually hate you? your a good fair moderator... you dont hold grudges or anything... Well... maybe if you got rid of that awful tuna smell.. :S... then it would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoran Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 He is stricted and evrynow and then I think a little over harsh but Peregrine really is a very good mod. Personally I think anyone who has reason to atually HATE him(more than just a little annoyed) probably deserved what ever happened to them. Just my thoughts. And you shoudl run for Presidant! *Sticks a 'Vote Peregrine' Sticker on the bumber of his none existnt car* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltiraaz Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I dont hate him, we're just generally disagreeable. ^_^ maybe a little over-robotic ( thats right, i said over-robotic) at times but overall hes good to have here. he DOES take care of those spammers and n00bs nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Moi? Hate the exalted, all-mighty Bird of Hell? :blink: *aside whisperingLINE erm.. right well, I think that he is a great and benevolent leader, who never judges unfairly or is prejudiced....*snores and falls asleep *is proded with the pole of prodding by Peregrine Oh, right. No, I don't hate him. He's great guy, he has my vote :D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnoc Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Peregrin for President? It's okay with me, but I can't vote, since I am not a citizen of the USA. You could go to the elections in Switzerland, try to become National Council. Then I would elect you (because I get 18 in a month and then I am a proud citizen of Switzerland :D ). I'll give you my vote, under the following conditions. If any of these conditions aren't furfilled during the time you are president, you get shot :P No wait, I've got an even better idea: I create a very nasty computer virus which is only working on Peregrin's computer and kills his harddisk :nazgul: Well, here is the list: - Computers, hardware, software and games all for free- Get rid of the military (psssst, don't tell anyone that I said this)- Weed for everyone and for free (oh dear, I hear the Conservatives whine)- Get rid of those Democrats and Republicans. They suck. Instead put members of the Green party in their place- Collect a hundred million from every billionare and use it to do something against mass poverty in the USA- Make a new weapons law- Burn the old constitution and write a new, modern and better one- Tell us all the government secrets, like if really aliens crashed in Area 51- Create some basic insurences for poor people- Create a fair and good working social system- Do something about the horrible education system in the USA- Abolish death penalty- But before you do this, execute all members of the Kukluxklan and other racist groups- Do something about the environmental pollution- Do something against global warming- Do something about this unjust justice system in the USA Well, this isn't all. If I think of anything else, I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 the U.S. isn't his problem if he is council leader for switzerland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 - Computers, hardware, software and games all for free *burries gifts for friends in the budget that nobody reads anyway* - Get rid of the military (psssst, don't tell anyone that I said this) Never! I want all their toys to play with! *bombs a country to watch the pretty explosions* - Weed for everyone and for free (oh dear, I hear the Conservatives whine) Grow it yourself. And how can you hear the conservatives whine? Did I miss a few with my Rifle of Anti-politics? - Get rid of those Democrats and Republicans. They suck. Instead put members of the Green party in their place And the Greens too. Can't have any opposition to my Peregrinist rule. - Collect a hundred million from every billionare and use it to do something against mass poverty in the USA *bumps tax rate up a few %* (well, to all the rich people except myself....) - Make a new weapons law You're right, the ones we've got now are pure idiocy. Ak-47s for everyone! - Burn the old constitution and write a new, modern and better one *sells old constitution on ebay**writes new constitution replacing the government with a hereditary divine right monarchy* - Tell us all the government secrets, like if really aliens crashed in Area 51 Fine. Oh, this silenced pistol over here is just for defense... pay no attention to it.... - Create some basic insurences for poor people- Create a fair and good working social system Didn't I already do this? - Do something about the horrible education system in the USA Good point. - Abolish death penalty- But before you do this, execute all members of the Kukluxklan and other racist groups Done. And we don't use barbaric words like "execution" in Peregrinist society. It's called social engineering. - Do something about the environmental pollution- Do something against global warming- Do something about this unjust justice system in the USA *creates a committee to study the problems* There, I did something. *returns to hiring beautiful women as "personal assistants"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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