Slaiv Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Listening to the conversation between my friend and these two drunk chicks that go to my school..... Such as when my friend asked he the following question:"Hey Casey- what's 5 times 3?""5, and, uhhh, three.....five....ten....fifteen............fifty-three?" And my other friend's cat, rightly labled "The Tucker Beast", jump vertical up to eye level [no joking, and thats like 6 feet on me] and landing on the chess board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionith Posted February 28, 2004 Author Share Posted February 28, 2004 That adds one more post to the list of hilarious animals... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narynzine Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 two pidgeons who don't even know they're on top of eachother, and well a lame duck...No, a pidgeon and a Starling :P lil multicolored things with white spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoran Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Probably.....A friend of mine's doodle in class, it was supposed to be me, but made to look stupid, it turned out like a coffee cup wiht mold growing out of it...... Reading that over it sound really lame....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 well ok, the funniest thing i've haerd recently was not about animals... unless you call americans animals.hehehe just kidding :ph34r: this guy walks into a servo(service station) and buys something, and slaps a $20 note on the table, when the cashier opened the register the guy pulled out a gun and stole all the money in the cash register, then ran out of the store leaving the $20 on the table..... a few weeks later it was discovered that the man had only stolen $15 from the register.... aduhhhh :stupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionith Posted February 29, 2004 Author Share Posted February 29, 2004 Lol :lol: ! It's always funny when a robber trys to steal something but ends up losing money, or doing something completely the opposite of what he intended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maquissar Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Someone in his late fifties, mad as a horse and possibly drunk, tried to chat me up in a pub... even though I obviously belong to his same gender. This is a sample of the conversation: "Hey... you were at the '900 (another pub in my city), right?""No, never been there.""Oh, why, then you must have a twin. Only that he was always drunk." (I was tempted to answer "Why then, it must have been me!" at this pointbut I resisted the temptation ;) )This is the part that can be transcripted, the rest of the "conversation" wasmostly composed by him singing vulgar songs and making unintelligiblenoises. But still, it was funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionith Posted February 29, 2004 Author Share Posted February 29, 2004 Alright, now instead of the funniest thing seen recently... What is the funniest thing you have ever seen in your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 The robin williams special on broadway. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmac Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 The robin williams special on broadway. 'Nuff said. Oh my god, that is the funniest thing EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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