wesaynothin Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 "Only the Scottish can make a game like golf..." One of the funniest things I've ever seen too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camonna Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 acually my dog attacked the toy car because she likes chewing stuff,she also did that with those umbrella stand things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muennin Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 My sisters have a penchant for off-handed chin- scratching comments like..." I was just sitting there, walking along...", and, " When the roach coach arrived he went for a smoke and a coke". :P In addition, I can't recall the comedian's name, but the former "sidekick" on the Magic Johnson show had me crying in hysterical laughter when I caught his act six months ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was shortly after Schwarzenneger had announced his candidacy for Governor here. This comedian impersonated Magic interviewing Arnold as he had on his late night show... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Lewis Black and Dave Attel (sp?) live on the Comedy Central Tour in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I nearly pissed my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Oh yeah, The hour long episde of Insomniac where Dave Attell went down south. That was friggin hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramses niblik 3 Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 once my little brother got his head stuck in a banister, that was very funny. it took about an hour to get him out. oh and hears an animal one: me and a freind found a chicken and he said that if you pointed the point of a stake between their eyes then chickens die of confusion. and i tell you now, it worked!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 :P chicken killer. Along the same lines, we cut a chicken's head off and stuck a firecracker down his throat. it blew up all cool-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 :P chicken killer. Along the same lines, we cut a chicken's head off and stuck a firecracker down his throat. it blew up all cool-like. me and a freind found a chicken and he said that if you pointed the point of a stake between their eyes then chickens die of confusion. and i tell you now, it worked!!! YOU SICK FREAKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanateros Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 It's more of a 'you had to have been there' sorta situation but my friends and I were sitting around talking about farts when suddenly one of my friends rips the loudest more perfectly time fart after a short pause in the conversation. My roomate ran out of the room beetfaced and huddled down in the hall laughing. Her roomate (who was sitting right next to her at the time) ran out of the room with tears streaming down her face because she couldn't believe that just happened. I, quite embarassingly fell backwards out of my chair clinching my sides because I was laughing so hard. The girl who farted just kinda took the whole situation thumb and cheek....she's my favorite person in the entire world right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohGr Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 i was ata cat protection society place getting a new cat (last year my cat Sergii died...he was dumb, but damn was he cool), one jumped on my back and "hung" on...it wasnt funny. something kinda funny. i was in the city with my friend and i saw some woman with the biggest milk jugs i have EVER SEEN, i turned to him and said "s**t look over there" hes looked and gone "yeah, its my mum" strangely enough...he wasnt joking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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