Syco21 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) http://miami.cbsloca...-1-dead-1-hurt/ Zombie man gnaws the face off of another man, clearly trying to get to the brains. This is a priority 1 emergency, this is not a test. All non-zombies please begin preparations for the execution of your zombie survival plans. All Zombies please report to the facilities setup by your friendly Marines, they will provide you with a free buffet of brains! To all pirates and ninjas, I am hereby ordering a complete cease fire and truce with regards to the Ninja/Pirate War. For those of you not currently in the Miami-Dade area, please spend the next five minutes panicking. Get it out of your system now before the outbreak reaches your cities. For the rest of you, may Akatosh have mercy on your souls. Edited May 27, 2012 by Syco21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Dude that's to much like a Zombie attack, honestly, the gun shot didn't effect him??? now that sounds like a zombie to me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syco21 Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 It took atleast four shots to kill the zombie, no word on whether or not a headshot was used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitualBlack Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 That is really weird... I would think drugs are more to do with it than zombies though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Zombie attack? Eating the victim's nose and eyeballs? A shot had no effect? Doesn't like police? Growels? And all that recorded by a security camera? There's only one word that can perfectly describe that, and it's AWESOME!!! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif I knew watching all those zombie horror movies would pay off. Now I just need to find the box with the "Do not open until zombie apocalypse starts" writing on the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Zombie attack? Eating the victim's nose and eyeballs? A shot had no effect? Doesn't like police? Growels? And all that recorded by a security camera? There's only one word that can perfectly describe that, and it's AWESOME!!! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif I knew watching all those zombie horror movies would pay off. Now I just need to find the box with the "Do not open until zombie apocalypse starts" writing on the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syco21 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 Zombie attack? Eating the victim's nose and eyeballs? A shot had no effect? Doesn't like police? Growels? And all that recorded by a security camera? There's only one word that can perfectly describe that, and it's AWESOME!!! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif I knew watching all those zombie horror movies would pay off. Now I just need to find the box with the "Do not open until zombie apocalypse starts" writing on the top.Take note the number of people denying that it's a zombie. THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) I saw a zombie apocalypse task force bumber sticker once, now i know why?? Edited May 28, 2012 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan3345 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Thats disturbing. Please post a followup story if you ever see one. I would really like to know what was up with the guy cannibalizing the other, and why were they both naked? My guess is cocaine. Itsahellofadrug :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectProphet Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) LOL, I love how people fall for this. This was a fight that clearly went out of control. If no one has a weapon, they can take this course of action. And police service weapons have no effect and everyone is panicing? I'm sorry, but that's too funny. Service M9's are cheap pieces of crap, you can shoot a guy 8 times with a real bullet and it may have no effect lol. The bullets they use in those pistols are like plastic. Hell, they could be plastic. So, the fact that someone eats another human and doesn't die from the first shot of a service pistol makes everyone go "OH MY GOD ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It's happened several thousand times throughout this decade. There's actually a crime for this, if you didn't know. -_- EDIT: According to many other news sources, the men were gay and doing.... things in the street, the original report was that. Then they got in an argument over Obama's birth certificate, and things turned to the worse. The man eating the other was high on cocaine, according to the body's brain. Edited May 28, 2012 by SubjectProphet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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