LordSarcasm Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Ok, so Jerry is a bandit minding his own business doing bandity stuff like talking about raids, talking about his bounty, talking about stuff completely unrelated to being a bandit, and generally just doing anything at all that has nothing to with being a bandit. Who should walk up but a guy 8 feet tall, dressed up in demonic, glowing red armor with lightning in one of his fists and an ax that looks like it chop the world in half in the other and is surrounded by a swirling tornado of blazing hell fire. Jerry, being the bandit that he is, has no sensee of self preservation and so grabs his flimsy little iron ax and charges at the newcomer shouting "YOU'VE ALREADY LOST!!!!!!" The newcomer shouts FUS RO DAH and Jerry is clear across the room, a distance of about 15 yards and crashes into the hard stone floor. Jerry, who thinks nothing of it, stands up, and runs at the new comer again who launches a bolt of lightning out of his hand and has summoned a demon which is made entirely out of fire. Jerry doesn't care, he's a Skyrim bandit. He charges with his sword in the air ready for a head chop when the newcomer calls a dragon to his location. And so ends the life of Jerry the bandit. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergeantGrrock Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlcr Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 poor stupid jerry the bandit, smarter bandits yield and beg for mercy or run away, nicely done sarcastic storytelling, bravo lol.ummm, not to sound critical or anything; but, sounds like playing an overpowered Skyrim character is fun for you?anyway, thanks for sharing the tale of jerry the bandit, should be in a standard skyrim book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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