No Respect

[Rossum]

 

 

Guard : Oh wow, um No I just kind of explored caves and stuff, but then I got shot by an arrow and entered guard school.

 

Me: Yeah, see I had the foresight to learn a healing spell before I went adventuring. You took an arrow to the knee and dropped out like a pussy? I took an arrow, I healed it, then I chopped up the son of a *censored* that shot me! Then I wiped out the bandit camp he came from and became Thane of Riften! Now get out of my way so I can craft these dragon scales into a decent suit of armor cuz none of the limp-wristed pansy blacksmiths around here are man enough to do it for me!

[kevkiev]

Okay, I know this is probably old news but this seems like a perfect spot (and, imo, it's worth repeat views anyways) :teehee:

 

[Beas7ie]

 

 

Guard : Oh wow, um No I just kind of explored caves and stuff, but then I got shot by an arrow and entered guard school.

 

Me: Yeah, see I had the foresight to learn a healing spell before I went adventuring. You took an arrow to the knee and dropped out like a pussy? I took an arrow, I healed it, then I chopped up the son of a *censored* that shot me! Then I wiped out the bandit camp he came from and became Thane of Riften! Now get out of my way so I can craft these dragon scales into a decent suit of armor cuz none of the limp-wristed pansy blacksmiths around here are man enough to do it for me!

 

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that "shouting". It's making people nervous.

[Michio2013]

 

 

Guard : Oh wow, um No I just kind of explored caves and stuff, but then I got shot by an arrow and entered guard school.

 

Me: Yeah, see I had the foresight to learn a healing spell before I went adventuring. You took an arrow to the knee and dropped out like a pussy? I took an arrow, I healed it, then I chopped up the son of a *censored* that shot me! Then I wiped out the bandit camp he came from and became Thane of Riften! Now get out of my way so I can craft these dragon scales into a decent suit of armor cuz none of the limp-wristed pansy blacksmiths around here are man enough to do it for me!

 

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that "shouting". It's making people nervous.

 

 

THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!! OD-AH-VI'ING!

[billyro]

I think in all Elder Scroll worlds at least 75% of the NPCs are either stupid and/or rude. So their attitude will never change regardless if what rank you achieve.

The truest thing I have read all day. ESPECIALLY true when considering the children of Skyrim.

[Ragicka]

I'd like to see an animation mod where you take the guard in a friendly headlock and say:

 

"My friend, you must be new. Let me educate you. I am the Drag on born...."

 

While rapping on his helmet for emphasis. Followed by a swift boot to the behind. :tongue:

[Rossum]

I think in all Elder Scroll worlds at least 75% of the NPCs are either stupid and/or rude. So their attitude will never change regardless if what rank you achieve.

The truest thing I have read all day. ESPECIALLY true when considering the children of Skyrim.

 

At least its not like in Fable III where citizens will regularly ask their own king, warlord, and area-spell spamming wizard to pick up stupid crap they buried in the middle of nowhere before they consider him to be their friend. Even if said crowned king is the only thing between them and total annihilation by cosmic monstrosity and he happens to own their house and place of business.

 

Though considering that most of said kings conversation options consist of whistling like a retard, dancing suggestively with people regardless of their gender, and who's idea of idea of civilized debate often includes flatulence... I can kind of see their point.