dezdimona Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 wow....... can we get the (clearly sick and twisted) botanist who named 'mother of millions' on our side? ALso, this greehouse better not take up the space I need for my dimension-altering onyx pyramid, it took me 7 months to get that through the planning department, and I have to make sure it fits the style of the surrounding buildings.... Oh, and the medical department are asking if we want laughing boy MkII to have full brainpower, or only half? And one morething, this saturday's satanist club meeting is cancelled, as Miss Congeniality is on and i dont want to miss it...... I MEAN DRACULA, dracula is on..... yes.....just have your pyramid alter the space around itself...problem solved!Someone took my toad stools,please bring them back, and please don't bite them...they bite back...heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Same... have Sheila put it in my inbox.Don't factor square-footage for mushrooms into the estimate; we've still got nearly a quarter-mile of maintenance tunnel that's largely clutter-free, dark, damp, and perfect for setting up middens in. Just make sure your tray-rigs are on wheels, or are narrow enough to allow two minions or one attack robot to pass between them and the conduits. I'm going to have to leave for my ten-o'clock meeting with Vlad... wait... who'd you say you replaced Vlad with? Well, I've got to meet with the section chief of Procurement, I've got at least six new projects in my inbox already, and I still need to check with the cafeteria on the catering for that "Club A Baby Seal" team-building exercise in Accounts Receivable. Any questions, issues, or MI-6 agents invading the base, you know where to reach me. Tomorrow morning, then, people?(exits again, up-left center) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 dark and damp, sounds yummy, just what they'll need, please don't let anyone eat...oh wait, never mind!* walks away laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 I need the guys in the science department to start genetic engineering projects. Also the guys in the occult department need to find some certain items for me that are mentioned throughout history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halororor Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I will start scouting your base by trying to be VERY friendly towards Dezdimona. And then, I will start looking at what you have going in there so that I can report back to my boss, Mr Y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 <Comes in on motorized chair with a black cat> Whats everyone working on right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhs88 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm not to sure about this Halor guy. When did he join the disorganization? Or was this covered in the last meeting? I know I should have gone, but the Salsamotron was in its final tests for the day and I couldn't let those buffoons under me handle the procedure. They're efficient, but borrowed zombies can't really think that quickly when being turned into delicious red mush. I feel sorry for the goons working on Genetic Engineering. They don't know what kind of worms will come out of the can they're about to open. They could be peace loving vegan worms, but I'm betting on the carnivorous scientist eating variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halororor Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 OOh, MR Y just ordered me a Mini Cooper! Now I can ride around looking like an idiot again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Coupled with genetic engineering, technology, and the occult, I could become a higher being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halororor Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Unless the forces of good can stop you by opening up a campaign against terror and secretly manufacture toxic superweapons that could destroy earth with the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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