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i don't like the sound of that. remind me to never accept anything from you. why don't you just build a fence around your garden that always works for me (they don't know how to climb over things)
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Good news! The movie execs have taken the bait. Now we just have to sit back and give it some time.

 

@Dez: My minions aren't going to have alot to do until we're ready to move into the next phase. I'de be happy to loan them to you for a while. I give them bi-weekly savage beatings to enforce strict discipline, so I can promise they won't eat any of your ingredients.

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Well, the Alchemist turned himself into cheese, so we're going to have to fetch a new one. And he was so close, the explosions from down the corridor were sounding really promising.... ah well. And also, the goldleaf apples were just oranges covered in candy wrappers, so they probably wouldn't have worked. My cannon hasn't worked since RickytheCat ate all Dezi's plants and thought he could reach the moon through explosive means. How wrong he was. At least the reconstructive surgery went well, although he really unnerves me when he sticks to walls.

 

In the movie I wish to be played by either Danny DeVito, Morgan Freeman or Sigourney Weaver. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROAD SPECTRUM??????

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Good news! The movie execs have taken the bait. Now we just have to sit back and give it some time.

 

@Dez: My minions aren't going to have alot to do until we're ready to move into the next phase. I'de be happy to loan them to you for a while. I give them bi-weekly savage beatings to enforce strict discipline, so I can promise they won't eat any of your ingredients.

then please have them erect a fense around my precious plants,Josh's minions have no manners..of course they have no brains either aha ha. Maybe giant venus fly traps and pitcher plants...hmmmm, that might work...

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then please have them erect a fense around my precious plants,Josh's minions have no manners..of course they have no brains either aha ha. Maybe giant venus fly traps and pitcher plants...hmmmm, that might work...

Can do. Would you like it electrafied?

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then please have them erect a fense around my precious plants,Josh's minions have no manners..of course they have no brains either aha ha. Maybe giant venus fly traps and pitcher plants...hmmmm, that might work...

Can do. Would you like it electrafied?

sure,that way nothing gets in or out...heh heh heh

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sure,that way nothing gets in or out...heh heh heh

Done. I'll get them to use razor wire too.

 

Well, the Alchemist turned himself into cheese, so we're going to have to fetch a new one.

What kind of cheese? Swiss? Provolone perhaps?

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Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.
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