How Come Nerevar.....

[Pedro]

Yeah, sure it's a sewer system...But where is the god damned toilets...answer me that!

[Pedro]

BTW: how do you get those oh-so-cool images on this forum thingy (yes, im dumb...can't help it)

[Stampede]

You aren't dumb Pedro! If you don't ask you don't find out! :)

 

Here's how you do it. for my Avatar which is the red gargoyle this is what I did:

 

1: go to your controls

 

2:select your avatar options near the bottom

 

3:choose either from the gallery or enter the URL of where you pic is. Or select one from your computer which is the easiest.

 

For your signature, it's pretty much the same.

 

1: select your signature options from in your controls

 

2: select guided mode

 

3: Press the img button and enter the URL for where your pic is.

 

I hope this helps you Pedro if not, contact one of the admin I'm sure they'd be willing to lend you a hand.

[Stampede]

I remember ultima vi had sewers but no toilets either. I think sewers in fantasy games are different from ours. Where our sewers serve as waste removal, their sewers serves as housing projects for monsters and other nasties. :D

[Theodarius]

yea, ill host ur avatar if u r having issues...REMEMBER AVATARS ARE A SPECIFIC SIZE

[Dr. Corbett]

Sewers were created just before the war of the great council as a covert place to hold secret meetings. They were claimed to be used for indoor plumbing. Nobody bought that, but they used the opportunity to all make sewers of their own. Of late, they have been used as cheap real estate owned by the East Empire Company and leased out to rat unions and various Daedra worshippers working under front charities.

 

;-)

[smidge]

ok so there's no toilets but more importantly, there are no sinks either to wash your hands. Hygiene people. Anyway i thought people went outside in medievil times or out the window.

 

Also i know why there are no children. All the skooma and moonsugar addicts ate them in their california cheese burgers.

[Death_Penalty]

hahahaah good old simpsons!

maybe ppl go IN the sewers, catch my drift?

and i've swum in it...eewwww

i smell a mod idea....(get it? smell?? cuz of the turds....ahahaha lol)

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

[skyler54115]

cuz they are evil lying sons of b******

[siegetower]

QUOTE:

 

 

"now is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that there are no children or babies in morrowind!!!!???? how does the civilization survive???"

 

 

 

 

I have a theory of why there are no Dumner children. Other races aside, it could be a result of.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

SPOILER ALERT

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... when Azura punished the tribunal for using the Tools of Kagrenac by changing the Chimer to Dunmer, she also robbed them of the ability to have children? The Dunmer survive as they are mer (elven) and each live as long as a human empire does. The reason they cannot drive out the Empire and outlanders is they cannot replenish their population by birth, whilst the humans/bosmer/khajit etc are all shagging like rabbits back in their own lands and sending colonists over to repopulate Vvardenfell. I know there were no children in the Daggerfall (or Bloodmoon) game but i think it's a workable theory.

 

Besides the kids in other RPG's are bloody annoying. Remember that pipsqueak in Ultima V who followed you constantly as one of your party, even when you told him politely to piss off? He was so weak he always died when fighting strong monsters and you had to waste manna to resurrect him.

 

NO KIDS IN GAMES