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Strange as it may seem FO76 isn't what I expected. I thought for sure, by now, that the people who pass out the credits to Todd and the Game makers would have wanted their own land as the visitors (game players) focus to attract attention to vacation planning. Attract the visitors attention to plan for a vacation in East or West Virginia? Is that where Todd really lives, in Virginia? Or did his share of the profits just pay for his paid vacation there? Hmm?

 

Who wanted to visit Virginia? East or West? Who paid for them to build the Theme of Virginia Tec University?

 

Don't ask me! I just put my credits down as Mork commands.

 

Mork???

 

Aliens?!

 

NEWS AT ELEVEN

 

ALIENS EXPOSED!

 

Using almost dead bodies which could not respawn in time to continue aiding humanity while Earth is decaying. Life on Earth as we know it is getting worse. Fallout games are being used by aliens for keeping vital humans seemingly alive.

 

While hopes and dreams for the future will end in a disastrous effect if one of the bodies dies the aliens are barely able to keep up their own alien lives. So many aliens are now supporting life on Earth their own home planet is in danger of dying.

 

After 50 years a man who has been declared legally dead, several times, has healed up completely. He is even aware he was being kept alive by a force... A force he cannot find suitable words to describe.

 

ALIENS!

 

After waking up this morning from injuries that should have left him dead he immediately said, "Fallout 76 is a life shaver. A little round piece of mini-nuke shaped candy. After he recovered his focus more; he remembered when he awakened. LIFE SHAVERS! Aliens from a realm parallel to ours love them... I mean they love us! They loved all the good things we humans did before the war.

 

The aliens keep important people alive by wireless control using telekinesis and their mental telepathy.

 

Other members of the alien society have been sneaking into the living corpses and hacking them to have fun while the member in charge is resting up is unaware.

 

Someone somewhere somehow managed to get a bit of live words spoken via the Fallout 76 video game communication controls.

 

 

WE have it!

 

A bit of dialog recorded when an alien child sneaked into their alien parent's chamber where the alien parent's job was supporting the human. The following words were heard by another human who was playing the same game.

 

Listen closely and you will hear the midnight ride... I mean. sounds of an Alien child.

 

As soon as I team with someone the human hands get all fumbly and the fingers poke at the wrong keys. Shazbot!

 

The brain of this human must be aware I am wirelessly in control. I think it is fighting me for control. Shazbot!

 

The body must be regaining life. Shazbot! It has become conscious enough to keep from being controlled like a puppet. Oh! if Dad finds out I have been messing with the human body... Shazbot!

 

When I try to partner up with another human something happens. Shazbot! It's alive!

 

Hormone's?! That's IT! I need some hormones to cause it to shift and do what I want it to.

 

How do I make a hormone?

 

Google it... That can't be correct...

 

Scientific answer:

Don't pay her!

 

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