dezdimona Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best."--Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted269910User Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI. If I dare say so myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."--Henry Miller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted269910User Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "In the absence of orders, go find and kill something for me." ~Erwin Rommel a.k.a. Desert Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure." Bob Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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