Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself" Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 "Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." - William Arthur Ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astarael Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 “Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery" “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day. Set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." George Burns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'." Ruby Wax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." Woody Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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