Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible." PJ O'Rourke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 "I am always looking for meaningful one night stands." Dudley Moore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert Heinlein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. by Marge Piercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. by Alec Baldwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Sex is emotion in motion. ~ Mae West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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