Your Army ( oblvion)

[Germandeathkittiez]

I would blow up my computer with the 250 NPCs all being spawned in one place overloading my fps and computer in its already crippled state. Then I would die inside. So... to solve this problem, there would be some dark dark reason that we can never come into personal contact beyond 1 on 1 meetings. HENCEFORTH I would begin my own sort of Dark Brotherhood and place my hench-ninja and kunoichi all (somehow) all over Cyrodiil. There they would be to do my utterly wordless bidding utilizing my ingenious array of commands I scripted with my amazing scripting powers that I do not have. MY diabolical lair would consist of ONE summon-able THRONE surrounded by an invincible shield which I would cast to watch allies battle while I sit back and drink a coke from Duke City mod or something... OR... INEBRIATION! No houses because I have way too many already.

 

 

 

 

Note This is a formal apology/explaination of the post in question and is in no way part of Oblivion. If this post does not affect you don't bother to read it unless desired. It will offer no game secrets nor help enhance the experrience of oblivion, please note that this is just an attmempt to appease those affended by my previouse post.

 

 

QUOTE (HOlyCrapOfGod @ Apr 16 2009, 05:57 AM) *

Although no one will EVER READ THIS, I have to invade oblivion. But I have my own ary, and when I asked for a little FREAKING ADVICE ON WHERE TO GET EQUIPMENT, NO ONE ANSWERED, NOT ONE PERSON!!!

 

and by the way, for any one who wishes to create their own army and have a TON of fun, check out my teams Personal Cruisade mod. I know it's not out yet sad.gif but when it does come out, it will be completely and utter. I would like to thank the poster for this topic, you have definatly given some insite into what the gamers want.

 

oh, and my NAZI army consists of two hindred and fifty ARIANS (a custome race I made to help with the immursion into my Nazi Army) they inhabit MJY Nibean Castle, A majority of them where Feldagrau clothing with a Stahl Helm, they carry Mausers and we go around killing orcs all day. we also kill Khajits and Argonians, but mostly orcs because I'm sick of walking down the street and seeing a topless green thing with a stupid dumb pig face sticking up the place. After capturing almost every orc in the game using Ca-something prison mod, I have to say, orc genocide is really quite easy, their really arn't that many of them, (Of course, in the normal cities their are absolutly NONE left)

 

Honestly, I know that atleast one person is going to e-mail me and say "Pre-tending to be a Nazi is wrong, they were bad people and killed jews, as well as provided countless vulgure jokes on South Park" but before you do READ THIS OR I WON'T LISTEN!

My army is Nazi for 5 reasons:

1) wehrmacht looked cool, and I thought it might be fun to do something with it

2) I hate orcs

3) I love call of duty and being a Nazi brings some of that atmosphere into Oblivion.

4) What I do in the privacy in my own game is my buisness, I'm not going to come to your house, put on a swastika, and start playing Oblivion all while killing jews, try to assassinate obama, and be mean to black people. I repeat, I am NOT going to do that, nor would I want to

5) I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, but It's my game, you do not have to be a Nazi.

 

 

Ps. i don't hate jews, blacks, Other minorities or Nazis, what ever you are, I don't care, my beef is with orcs, not with you. (Unless your an orc, than go F*** yourself! No i'm JOKING. have a nice day smile.gif

 

Ps, this whole post is a waste of time, don't read it, and if you did I'm sorry I rambled.

 

 

 

I NEW this post would come back to haunt me, a person just sent me an E-mail that says "Re-Edit that Nazi thing you did' and if only I could figure out how, I would, but unfortunatly, this is the first forum that actually appealed to me, so I would like to make a formal apology:

 

 

I understand that Nazism is a very controcersial topics, I'm sorry for bringing it up I should have kept my big dumb mouth shut. (I know I typed this but I'm trying to make a formal apology) Just by apologizing I may offendsome people, and to those people I'm sorry. I'm also sorry that I wasted a post on this Formum, and I also realize that this has absolutely nothing to do with oblivion. I also have to say that I am not Anti-Jew, nor have I any bitterness towards Nazi's or modern day "Skin Heads." Please understand that I have a buddy who's father was a holocaust survivor and I had a Grandfather who was a full fledged Nazi through and through. My character in oblivion is infact a Nazi of sorts and goes around killing orcs, and for the same reason that the true Nazis did, to make cyrodil look better, and the fact that killing/imprisoning orcs is fun, and that no real people were hurt in this game. I remind you that Orcs arn't real people and they die every minute of every day by atleast on person playing oblivion.

 

And for thse who wish to e-mail me any furtther complaints, please send them to my account, thank you and I am sorry for bringing this up in the first place

 

 

MY PERSONAL STANCE ON NAZISM (BY REQUEST OF SOME ONE)

Please note that I have a historical outlook on Nazism and your oppinions may differ and that I have no problems with that

 

A few people have e-mailed my mod team e-mail adress to adress this issue. they asked me what my stance was and my stance Is that I don't believe that Nazism is exactly evil nor is it good. Nazism is simply a part of our history, and I believe that Nazism and racism arn't the same thing, Historically the "Nationaler Sozialist" or "Nazi" party believed that Germany was the best country in the world and that the Jews were in some way harming the German Economy, a popular stario type with it's own valid history, a religeon, a form of catholic or christianaty or something was banned from giving loans in the bible or something, so the jews could be bankers and give loans and that is why many jewish people became bankers. With the bankrupt country and with a fairly larger amount of jewish banks, (No it's true, look it up!) the Nazis pointed the fingure at the jews, along with the treaty of Versailles, and their for, the Nazis turned on the jewish people. The reason that other races were persicuted is that they ruined the image of a perfect Germany, With a magority of racism in the world at the time, it was merely peer pressure, the Nazi's wanted a "Perfect Germany," free from races that were considered a "Flaw" in the eyes of the world. Canada did the same thing to Germans and Japanese to protect it's image, although these "Internment Camos" wern't as harsh as the German's "Concentration Camps" it was basically the same thing, Germans were considered a "Flaw" and were detaied to preserve Canada's Image, although their were other reasons such as fear and paranoia, The world was frowning on Germany, and Canada hopped on the wagon. The Handicapped were also persecuted for the same reason, removing the Flaws from Germay. The Nazis were no more racist than any other country at the time, they just were over obsessed with the image of a perfect Germany, and racism was just the common view of the time. I personally see no connection between the "Skin Heads" as they are called, with the Nazis of WWII. The Nazis believed did everything for a perfect Germany, Skin heads just hate races and supported the means the Nazi's used. The only reason people use the Swastika as a symbol as "Anti-Jew" is because of the fear it installed in the victems of the Nazis "Cleansing" of Germany.

 

If you really wanted to post this you should've made a new thread.

[roostr18]

i would take all 250 people (any race),Teach Them to cook, Open a resturaunt chain, Make billions of dollars and rule the world while sitting comfortableby with my cat,Whom i named fluffy.

[Aurasoma]

Mount an attack on the Shivering Ilse to capture Sheogorath. Then turn around and head back to IC demanding that I be made King or else I'll set that mad god loose again.

[ChalkLine]

Well, I'd gen up a breton knight. I'd use plate and Ghogiel's sallet. I'd probably go for a high end mace but use the warhammer .nif from M&B ClubsandHammers, and a retex iron shield to use a steel face rather than wood. I'd probably go a poll axe from Knightly Armoury as a main offensive weapon.

 

- My Castellan, a mystic breton battlemage. She sees to not only spellpower, but also to pay, supply and upkeep. This is where I allow the more funky looking fantasy armour.

- Chief Retainer, knight, the second in command. Oversees troop quality, morale and readiness, as well as leading the troops when I'm off holidaying in some Aylied Wreck up to my gorget in zombies. Armoured and armed much as myself, but in a variation of colours.

 

Then I'd have about forty mixed breton and imperial retainers, split into two;

 

- fifteen men-at-arms*, in plate using the Medieval Modders resource for variety. They'd be armed with Knightly Armoury poll axes, with a breton RealSword and retexed iron shields as side arms. Helmets would be sallets by Ghogiel, kettle hats from Medieval Modders (I'm yet to see a nice kettle hat) and maybe one stock steel helm (a 'barbute').

- twenty five archers and arbalesters using either Crossbows of Cyrodiil (I still can't get the animation working for that!) or a nice steel bow, wearing a brigandine (a retex blades' cuirass, removing the shoulder guards and colouring the torso to look like triple studded velvet or leather), plate greaves and leather boots and gauntlets. Helmets would be kettle hats for the crossbowmen/women and the one-day-I'll-work-out-Blender 'Archer's Salade' I'll make up using the steel helm and cutting off the cheek pieces for the archers.

 

The retainers live with my PC in the castle I've modded up using Knightstone as an inspiration but which is much less opulent. It's north of Bravil, east of the Inn of Ill Omen on a spur of the ridge overlooking the Niben. They form the castle guard and rapid reaction force, as well as the patrol units. A patrol unit is one man at arms and two missileers on horseback (bays). They do a circuit of the demesne, checking in on each settlement and skiving off to the inns at Ill Omen and Faragyl when not being watched. All this is happening because Battlehorn barked so much.

 

Then I'd have the bulk of my sergentry. These troops live in the four settlements (one farming, one forestry, one mining and one fishing) and are heavily armoured foot backed by the local militias.

 

- 12 men-at-arms*, armed armoured as above. They live, three to each settlement, in a fortified farm house ('Bastle House'**).

- 36 archers and missileers, as above, They attend the settlement men at arms.

 

Then my tenants, who form the bulk of my army. Bound by ties of vassalage, these are the fighting power of each settlement.

 

Forestry Settlement; Bretons and Bosmer;

- 9 footmen. Using swords and the retex shields, they are armed in iron and kettlehats, with a shortsword as a back up.

- 35 Verderers and Foresters, wearing leather, an appropriate helmet and carrying either a crossbow or bow, and using sword and light iron shield as a backup if things get close.

 

Farming Settlement; Bretons and Imperials

- 9 footmen, as above.

- 33 light footmen. Wearing leather gauntlets and boots, chain maille cuirass and iron greaves and a kettle hat, these warriors use iron swords and shields, and have a bow as a back up weapon. Not used in the line of battle, they form a fast but armoured screen at the rear of the group to guard against flank attacks and guard the camp at night. They tend mounts, herds and flocks as well. In the pursuit of a beaten foe, they can race ahead to keep up the pressure while the heavy foot catch up and the men-at-arms have their horses brought up to complete the rout..

-2 Sutlers. Specialist merchants who organise the weekly market where the troops buy thier food, deal with supplies and make sure everything gets where it is supposed to.

 

Mining Settlement; Bretons and Imperials

- 9 footmen, as above.

- 35 sapper/miners. Armed and Armoured as footmen, these specialists are siege troops that mine under walls, dig siege trenches and create structures. Able to take their place in the line as foot troops, they come into thier own dealing with fortifications. Often technicians such as smiths and carpenters are sourced from the troops, giving them extra duties.

 

Fishing Settlement; Mainly Argonians, some bretons and imperials.

- 9 footmen, as above.

- 33 marines/boatmen. Armoured in leather and the ubiquitous kettle hat as well as using swords, light iron shields and bows, these guys use boats to move troops, supplies and to stop the other guy doing the same.

 

There you go, a late medieval Oblivion Army in the service of a local lord. Able to stay in the field until my PC's money runs out or the harvest has to come in, they can deal with many threats. I'm considering placing a priory on the demesne to provide healing, but as I've only half finished the castle it will probably be years before I even do the hamlets! :D

 

(*Either sex)

(**By the way, if you're thinking of starting out a nice PC home, then a bastle house is probably a good choice. It's a farm that's got the main building fortified like a mini castle. Look them up on wikipedia. 'L castles' and tower houses were made for the same purpose, and are also funky. I made a nifty L castle out of three Bravillian square towers joined up.)

[lyilyi]

i would take 250 chocolate elves with ambassador armor and whatever weapons suits them to take over the imperial tower then slowly but surely take over alllllll of tamriel...........few centuries later....... make every other kind of elf march to the top of the tower and make them fight to the death then just like Caesar i would put my thumb up or down and make them jump off to their doom. OR i would have 250 high elves to be peace keepers and protest in front of oblivion gates so that the daedra will peacefully retreat and i would be declared God of gods just because those gods wish they were as peaceful as me. (we don't like sinners and all that ridiculous non-sense) :D

[lyilyi]

sry bout double post. can u erase this?

[williamren]

250 Bretons in overpowered equipment :whistling:

[Argomirr]

My army? 250 of those psychic Imperial Watchmen. They'll sense enemies from miles away! Victory garantueed! :D

[Crimsanity]

Haha, yeah. Criminals, beware! You are never safe from the law!

 

Personally, my army'd just be some friends and I guarding our hometown. Boring, possibly, but rewarding. If our force grew too large for one town, probably split some off to help guard another town. Maybe even end up as a mercenary force picking up the slack of other guards in cities across the continent.

[Master Marksman]

My Army? Hmmmnnn...

 

Considering I play a wood elf, i would have:

 

Myself, im level 52

 

249 wood elf rangers, somewhere at bandit/marauder level

 

All clad in elven armor, circlets, some average enchantments

 

all with elven shortswords and bows and plenty of arrows,

 

Then we would all laugh and get hungry,

 

Then go off and raid some random fort like fort wooden-hand

 

Let half defend it in shifts,

 

And the other half join me and raid the market taverns.

 

Then swap.

 

Then swap.