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Blackmage

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To quote something I got in my e-mail:

Elementary School Teacher Survey: A teacher in a small Vermont

town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really

knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the

teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher

asks little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

 

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

 

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says,

"Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so

I'm a George Bush fan!"

 

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, the liberal state, so she

asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what

would that make you?"

 

Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

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