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Does Peregrine ever sleep?


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    • Yes, but on a completely random schedule.
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Uh... Darky... You had to let him go, remember?

 

...I mean, you had no choice after Luxar blew the HTTP server's processor by using it to dry his load of socks...

 

* Phone rings off in the distance *

 

// Uh... No... //

 

Huh?

 

// ...Some people... Your using "blew," "load," and "sock" in the same sentence... //

 

Well, they're all perverts...

 

// ...and that naked Nord chick... You have to know there's something up with her... Or him... //

 

I don't care if 75% of the people using these forums are perverts -- there's no reason they should have the ability to impair my freedom to use three words in the same sentence...

 

// ...And Dark0ne... //

 

Er...

 

* Phone gets hung up *

 

I would like to sincerely apologize for using the words "blew," "load," "sock," and "Luxar" in the same sentence...

 

* Phone rings off in the distance *

 

What now?

 

// ...Can't use "hung," either... //

 

...But it's in asterisks!

 

// It doesn't matter... //

 

Plastic crap!

 

* The phone promptly gets shot *

 

Nothing to see here...

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THUMBS UP PEREGRINE!~ ^_^

I hope you don't mean that literally!

 

Peregrine does not need sleep, or rather he has been genetically modified with Swift genes (the bird that is) to be able to sleep on the wing. But even he cannot escape the chore known as college work load. When he is not on the forum he is busy cramming three terms worth of revision into a forum-free half-hour (or possibly playing frisbee). As he can apparently do this (presumably with the addition of wise-old-owl genes) he needs never to be away from the forum for long!

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THUMBS UP PEREGRINE!~ ^_^

I hope you don't mean that literally!

Yes, the 'thumbs up' gesture in fact has a phallic implication.

 

I'm sure Peregrine will appreciate your sense of humour, though. :P

Its either my lack of vocabulary, or comman sense, i have no idea how this is a bad thing! lol... Wow so Peregrine.. im at about 100 strikes or so now eh? :P

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