You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

[Eiade]

This is gonna be interesting. i just hope it doesnt get locked. haha.

 

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

 

 

you go on the internet and instead of typing "www." you type "coc"

 

you start giving everyday consumables magical properties. (water - restore fatigue, coffee - fortify speed, fortify fatigue)

 

 

feel free to add your own experiences with morrowind dorkdom.

[mrpyromania]

Calling my friends S'wit,or talking to myself while playing.

[cmac]

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

...you begin making threads about playing Morrowind too much.

 

My addition: ...when your hand automatically drifts to the W-E-S-D position on the keyboard when you boot your computer.

 

dorkdom

Indeed.

[Hogosha Ookami]

you know you've played too much morrowind when...

 

You start calling the sun CE light (i am not kidding)

 

You tell your friend he is tall for a wood elf (he plays too)

[Faust870]

When you think John Kerry looks like a Dark Elf

[Osiris]

You know it when...

 

You mentaly try to save game before doing something difficult, then when it goes wrong, you try to re-load...Hey it's worth a try... <_<

 

You try to barter with the cashier, then ask how much gold she has and how much she is willing to pay for a steel vipersword. :blink:

 

You go to the doctor and exclaim "Help! :o I've contracted a common disease!". Then ask the nurse for a healing potion.

 

Try to cast a spell of Silence on people you don't like when they try to talk to you. Soul-trap works also, if you have a soulgem handy. ;) I know I always do. Used along with a nice spell of Firestorm it is quite effective. Of course you accomany that with lots of arm-waving, jumping around and sound effects.

 

All things I have done, or seriously considered doing at one time or another. :lol:

[wesaynothin]

My addition: ...when your hand automatically drifts to the W-E-S-D position on the keyboard when you boot your computer.

Hmm.... I better start laying off :P

 

You try to mix a random plant with bread to restore your fatigue.

 

When you say fatigue instead of stamina :P

[Switch]

Usually I'd shut a thread like this down as soon as I saw it but, there actually seem to be more than one liner replies :P

 

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

 

... you start throwing stones at Sea gulls and other annoying bird life, calling them Cliff Racers.

 

... you see a mouse cursor appear in your living room and selection boxes around your furniture. You then start to try to re-arrange the layout of the room with the cursor (this may be from too much CS though, not Morrowind :P).

 

... you start calling your dog a Nix-Hound and feeding it rat meat.

 

... you start running around with a sword killing people, the purpose being to raise your bounty. (Note: If this starts happening, seek immediate professional help if you haven't already :P)

 

This has been Switch, posting for old time's sake ;)

[hyperk1]

...when you dye your skin blue and run around killing random animals saying "HEY LOOK I'M A DARK ELF!!"

 

...when your tired u think" darn my fatigue bar must be all the way down again"

 

...constantly looking above you, checking for those darn cliffracers

 

...your parent/roommate/wife/husband tells you to do something while your playing morrowind and you jump on them and kill them in a grotesqe manner :blink: :blink: :blink:

[Feron]

when you goto a dojo that specializes in blades and say "I have the money, make my long blade skill 100!"