You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

[Chunky_Moose]

....when you almost tried using your kettle as apparatus and getting together various bits of fruit and veg to try to make a fortify fatigue potion.

 

....when you start thinking about how much fatigue you have left and how if only you had a restore fatigue potion to make you less tired.

 

....when you decide that walking is too slow and you start to run to everywhere instead, just that its very tiring....oh well, maybe my kettle will be able to make a fortify fatigue potion one day.

[mcstreet]

i had this problem...i locked myself in my room for days playing this game.

 

it was cold ot so i had nothing to do anyway.

 

but when i did finally go out i got a bit confused between the inside game and the world outside,atmosphere wise.

 

also in the game i tend to look at the price of somethin in a shop then realixze its expensive wait till a guard isnt looking and the slip it into my inventory,

well i almost done this in real life in a computer games shop.

 

i stopped because i realized the sneak button wasnt working!!

 

the funny thing is that the item i nearly tried to obtain was the tribunal expasion pack!!

 

i was quite tired but still into the game in my head!silly me.

[MDH Weaponeer]

You know you've been playing morrowind too long when:

 

You expect to see swirly blue orbs going around someone when they drink something

 

You assume yourself to be on a mission to destroy Dagoth Ur and start attempting to talking to people about the Sixth House.

 

You go to the place where the Silt Strider man is (Airport) and pay him 5 gold ($500) to get to Africa looking for Dwemer Ruins. Once you arrive there, you come across an Ashlander village (rather small town) and ask where the Wise Woman's yurt is...

[Dijas]

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

 

... you wake up and ask yourself what level are you now.

 

... you want to use Persuasion/Admire/Intimidate to convince someone.

 

... you start to scream and desesperatly go around when you don't know where did you put the game CD.

 

... when you start to think about the scripting of your friends and family - and when you think about changing it.

[Malchik]

You know you've played too much morrowind when;-

 

You attend fancy dress parties dressed as a Nord.

 

At parties you are soon dressed as a Nord who has had a run-in with a witch.

 

You pick up your umbrella because it was raining in the game.

 

You begin using Morrowind dialogue in real life 'did you borrow that outfit from a guar?'

 

You wake up in the morning with your forehead indented with the imprint of the keyboard.

 

And sadly I have done the one with the umberella!

[Risca]

You play too much Morrowind you start having dreams that you are in Vvardnfall(however you spell it) and your on the main quest

 

(It happen to me last night ^_^ ^_^

[batesmotel34]

You start to fall asleep at the keyboard after too many hours of Morrowind and suddenly start awake with the realization that cannot rest here and must use a bed...

 

Your SO hears thunder in the game and tells you to close the windows...

 

Your SO hears rain outside and doesn't close the windows since they assume it's just rain in the game...

[Ancalagon]

...when you know the geography and locations of Vvardenfell better than the area you live in.

 

...you actually enjoy the sight of Guars.

 

...you have eight cars out in the front of your house on cinderblocks....oh wait, that's 'You might be a redneck if...' Wrong joke :P

 

...hands move to the 'WASD, space bar, shift, and mouse' position (guilty as sin for this one) without even thinking about it.

 

...attempting to use skooma with a skooma pipe and claiming (to no-one in particular) that you're "only experimenting".

 

...you swear that moon sugar is not a gateway drug, finding yourself asking a pipe shop if they carry any good quality skooma pipes.

 

...you attempt to bring up the console, and you're not playing the game.

[Eiade]

WOW. thats the most responses i have ever seen in just 2 days. thanks for all the replies.

 

here's a few more:

 

...when you can read and write as well in daedric as you can in english.

 

...you want to give someone 1000 gold pieces so they like you.

 

...instead of studying your science and sociology books, you prefer to print out books in morrowind (such as The Ruins of Kemel-Ze, The Affairs of Wizards, The Alchemist's Formulary, and Ancestors and the Dunmer for starters.).

 

...in history class you can't tell the teacher who won at the battle of bunker hill, but you can tell him every god in cyrodiilic mythology, how to make a dish of Crab Meat and Scuttle (from the Redoran cooking book), the names of all the councilors of your favorite house, along with a thorough history of the colonization of tamriel and the events that made it what it is today.

 

 

Keep the responses coming!! These are hilarious!!

[m_gobes]

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

 

... you wonder why people stopped calling you outlander (when you're at the mall)

... you are constantly looking at the ground behind you in case there are any rats about to attack you.

... when you put your Halo disk into the xbox and throw a grenade instead of jumping.

... when you want to buy something that just went out of stock at a store you try to wait 24 hours and get kicked out 20 min. after closing time.