You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

[Akominatus]

Usually, when my dogs start biting my ankles to say it's time for a walk/dinner/to get away from that stupid screen...

[....]

- When you mount a bug, thinking it is a silt strider.

 

- Well.. When you sleep 24 hours. :lol:

 

- Search hollow tree stumps for treasure.

 

- You refuse candy, claiming it to drain health.

 

- Search for slave bound cats and lizards.

[tyjet3]

... you start making up skills in real life that you think should be in the game like: b****craft, tech. knowledge, penmenship, ect.

 

... you change the controls of every comp game you have to match morrowind as close as possible.

 

... you have a serious argument about how morrowind for computer is so much better than x box.

 

... when all of your friends know your character almost as well as they know the real you.

 

... when you have no time to waste... but you waste it anyway on more morrowind playing time.

 

... when you have arguments with you friends about the best house/guild/cult.

 

... when you honestly want to drink a fortify intelligence potion just before you take a hard test.

 

... when you tip a lot at a resturant hoping they will remember you next time and greet you very nicely with something like "I have never seen a human with such a grand outfit..."

 

... you hate putting books in your backpack because you don't want to carry near you limit point.

 

... when you actually try to make something from the recipes in the game.

 

... when you wind reminds you of ashstorms and you just get angry.

 

... when you relate the place you live by areas in morrowind even though no one really understands what you mean. ex: "I live in a place like azura's coast."

 

... when you describe yourself with morrowind skills.

 

... when you over hear people talking about religion and you charm in with history about morrowind gods.

 

... when you saw the word "dorkdom" and thought you had a skill level of about 80 in it.

 

... when you read this forum and realize you are not the only dork on the planet...

[bendait grossi]

you know youve played to long when....

 

....when you start having nightmares about fargoth

 

....when you start hissing at people like a argonian.

 

....your friend asks you the location of some grand soul gems and you can name like 20 spots without even thinking about it.

 

....when youve memorized the location of all the eggmines and caverns.

[Ancalagon]

this will be tops:

 

 

You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

 

...the sound of Cliffracers is music to your ears

...you take long detours from a relativley short distance trip just to see the cliff racers.

 

...you befriend a cliffracer, name it ernie, and have many many harrowing adventures. You then go on a rampage wiping out the entire town of Suran because a guard killed ernie in a 'misunderstanding'. You then lock yourself in your real room for three days mourning for the lost ernie. You slowly come to terms and realize that though ernie is gone, his memory will last forever and that one should always remember the happy days that were shared between friends.

 

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, ERNIE VIPDOPHOUR SVLATERSPLAT NEEBLEORPLE the III.

 

gone but not forgotten... :bye:

[Camonna]

haha..gee, these are true

 

 

.....when your friend asks if you could come over and you lie saying that you are busy so you can play morrowind.

 

....when you hum the music of morrowind while writing a 5 paged test.

 

.....when you invade houses that look good and store bottles everywhere just for the weird look of it.

 

 

.....when you buy lots and lots of booze (in the game of courese!) and drink allof it and fall asleep

[LibertyCabbage]

...when you want to see Dark Elves in the real world so you strangle people and watch in glee as their asphixiated bodies turn blue, and you both relish in this moment of glory at its zenith just before the victim goes limp.

 

...when you are walking you pretend you are exploring Vvardenfell to reduce the boredom.

 

...when you rip the flesh off of animals and mix it with various roots so that you can fly.

 

...when you tell someone that you don't care what they think because they're just another NPC

 

...when you buy hundreds of tons of parmesan cheese and attempt to recreate the most delicious Solstiem ever.

 

...when you kill yourself because you realize your life can never be as fulfilling as playing a computer game.

[SilvuruAgnost]

...When you write your nick in morrowind on every school book

 

...When you are telling the whole class about morrowind in every detail.

 

...when you mean that bush is daghot ur :P

 

...when you dream about morrowind every night and even have nightmares that the game will crash (I have does all the time) scary :ph34r:

 

...when you start to become mad about it is takng about 20 sec before the computer turns on so that you can play morrowind.

 

You mentaly try to save game before doing something difficult, then when it goes wrong, you try to re-load...Hey it's worth a try... 

 

damn tought I was the only one :blink:

[Breton Thief Oriana]

You know youve played too much morrowind when...

 

-You put on your class ring and think its enchanted to make you invisible and therefore able to walk into a cow field and go "Guar-tipping" unnoticed...

-You call the school bully King Helseth when he has your reputation assassinated...

-You plant your garden with "hackkie-lo" (some succulent plant) and "draggle tails" (lotus) and hope the "Bittergreen" (Thistle) and "Trama" (brambles) dont take over...

-You think violet cornicopus is a psylocyben...

 

EDIT: Actually, number 2 makes sense cause there is a kid at my school named seth that is mean.

[suzerain]

you know you've been playing Morrowind too much when....

 

the staff in your local games store ask you for advice when they get stuck on a quest.

 

the staff in your local games store call you over when someone is wanting to buy a copy and asks if it's any good...

 

and when you have to buy a third copy of Morrowind because the first two have been worn out from overuse. (well, one CD got cracked, the other wore out)

 

 

worst thing? I've done all three...

 

 

Suzerain