You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

[LibertyCabbage]

...when you see a Khajiit on the cover of a Winnie the Pooh video (real)

 

...you post a sign at a swimming pool that says "Breathe the Waters of His Glory"

 

...you think that if you close your eyes you can run super fast.

 

...when you won't go in the water because you swear you saw a Drough.

 

...when someone asks you directions and you tell them how to get to a town in Morrowind.

 

...when you go to buy Morrowind and hand the cashier $300 instead of $30

 

...when you go up to strangers and say "You like to dance close to the fire, dontcha?"

 

...when you call black people Redguards.

 

...when your internet goes down and you don't care because you've got Morrowind (real)

 

...when you think your life is so pathetic because you're roleplaying as a loser

 

...when you repeatedly punch someone, because it only drains their fatigue

 

...when you refuse any transportation besides boats, teleportation, and giant bugs.

 

...when you ask the pet store if they have any "pack rats"

 

...when you bring a sword to school/work and claim that assassins in black could strike at any moment

 

...when you walk around barefoot because you've been playing an Argonian or Khajiit

 

...when you ask a book store if they have a copy of (insert Morrowind book here). If they don't have it, ask if they can order a copy from Jobasha.

 

...when you try to convert someone to a religion in Morrowind.

 

...when you swear that reading a book can make you more Acrobatic and Athletic.

 

...when you eat yams before a test to fortify your intelligence

 

...when you carry your paper map with you everywhere you go

[Camonna]

.....when you Kill somebody and not worry about going to jail because time goes by really fast

 

 

.......when you start calling your friend an N`wah when he comes to your house

 

........when you start eating diamonds because it fortifies your endurance

 

.....when you tell your friends about 'The real Berenziah' and say you got it from the Library (I did this...and he fell for it..haha)

[Breton Thief Oriana]

Sludgewort, tell your friend he's a dope, and never smoke him because smoking dope is bad for you. (I think smoking weed is still ok...)

 

You know youve played too much morrowind when...

 

...You only wear a ring and people dont think youre naked.

...You look for Filn in the liquer store, but the closest thing you find is O'douls.

...You make homemade icecream with "Ice Salts" (Well, yeah... You really do!).

...You swing a weapon right in front of someone in a streetfight and miss them.

...You eat ashyams proudly, because you burnt the real ones in the microwave, thusly having ash yams.

...You quit drama club, expecting a strange man to jump out of the audiance and try to kill you.

...You cant go to mardi gras, because the guys in giant gold masks might be devils that can come back to life (And... try to kill you).

...You cant go to the beach because youd be attackd by hoardes of big, white "Cliff Racers" that are after your sandwhich and attack by craping on your car.

...Some of these are making sense to you (What is WRONG with you people? :P ).

[wesaynothin]

...Some of these are making sense to you (What is WRONG with you people? :P ).

You wrote some too :P

[Xenoseal]

When you buy the game 3 times because you lost the CDs. (I've done this)

 

When you see people in real life, you wonder what race they resemble in MW (I do this too)

 

When you hear a bird chip and flip out thinking it's a Cliff Racer.

 

When you try to talk to statues thinking they'll give you quests.

[Tchan]

You know it when;

 

You blame Fargoth for everything. (by the way, I hate Fatgoth)

 

You think the Blades watch your every move. (You be paranoid)

 

When you go somewhere you start to look for silt-striders.

 

You go to your friends house and tries to take everything and put it in your "inventory".

[MDH Weaponeer]

When you see people in real life, you wonder what race they resemble in MW (I do this too)

I've done that too.

 

Sad, isn't it?

[Aero19]

I call my cat Ahnassi and say Khajitt stuff like "Sweet moon sugar" and "Our sugar is yours, friend".

 

I call my teachers trainers and cops ordinators.

 

I once mixed some leftover crab from the night before, and some saltrice and called it a 'Restore Fatigue' potion. I ate it and it got rid of my hangover.

 

The sad thing is, I've actually done all of these things.

[Gwelwen]

When you use your mw name as nick constantly.

 

When you say someone (with a heavy outlander accent) "you seek information breton??" or "don't I know you from somewhere?" or " Ahh, greetings" ...

 

And In-Game: when you fly as high as you can, and then fall down and still live.

[Wookiee]

when you make a char called 'Willy the Streek' give him max ranks in unarmd an unarmord and run through towns naked picking fights... come on admit it you have done somthing simaler.