You know you've played too much Morrowind when...

[Malchik]

Are we talking real life here, Wookiee? Running through the streets of London, naked, picking fights? No. I have never picked a fight in my life!

[Wookiee]

Are we talking real life here, Wookiee?

I dont know which is which any more :(

[Camonna]

......when you call your grandma the wise women

[Evien]

Probably the worst experience I've had with this is dreaming about it and waking up, playing, and wondering what happened to my *saved* game. Maybe because I've had tech difficulties with my PC. Man does .66 Ghz take a toll on MW <_<

[MDH Weaponeer]

Unescapably true reasons (ones that have been possibly done by

unspecified induviduals before)...

 

Eiade:

you start giving everyday consumables magical properties.

(water - restore fatigue, coffee - fortify speed, fortify

fatigue)

 

Cmac:

...when your hand automatically drifts to the W-E-S-D position

on the keyboard when you boot your computer.

 

Me:

You expect to see swirly blue orbs going around someone when

they drink something

 

Dijas:

... you wake up and ask yourself what level are you now.

 

Dijas:

... you want to use Persuasion/Admire/Intimidate to convince

someone.

 

Malchik:

You begin using Morrowind dialogue in real life, 'did you

borrow that outfit from a guar?'

 

tyjet3:

... when all of your friends know your character almost as well

as they know the real you.

 

tyjet3:

... when you describe yourself with morrowind skills.

 

LibertyCabbage:

...when you are walking you pretend you are exploring

Vvardenfell to reduce the boredom.

 

Me:

While you're taking a walk through the woods you seem to be

hearing the morrowind music coming from somewhere... -

FOLLOWUP: Your cat attacks you one night and you seem to hear

the morrowind battle music coming from... somewhere.

 

Me:

You use the magic system from morrowind for everything to do

with magic. Harry potter certianly is good at mysticism and

destruction, while Gandalf is excellent at conjuration

 

Um... me (heehee):

When ever you hold a staff like object you use the chop, slash

and thrust actions with it (guilty as charged)

 

LibertyCabbage:

...when you see a Khajiit on the cover of a Winnie the Pooh

video (real)

 

Sludgewort:

.......when you start calling your friend an N`wah when he

comes to your house

 

Xenoseal:

When you see people in real life, you wonder what race they

resemble in Morrowind

 

Tchan:

You blame Fargoth for everything.

____________________________

 

Funniest reasons...

 

Faust 87:

When you think John Kerry looks like a Dark Elf

 

Osiris:

You go to the doctor and exclaim "Help! I've contracted a

common disease!". Then ask the nurse for a healing potion.

 

Switch:

... you start running around with a sword killing people, the

purpose being to raise your bounty. (Note: If this starts

happening, seek immediate professional help if you haven't

already)

 

Feron:

when you goto a dojo that specializes in blades and say "I have

the money, make my long blade skill 100!"

 

mcstreet: (this is one of my favourites)

i had this problem...i locked myself in my room for days

playing this game.

it was cold so i had nothing to do anyway.

but when i did finally go out i got a bit confused between the

inside game and the world outside,atmosphere wise.

also in the game i tend to look at the price of somethin in a

shop then realixze its expensive wait till a guard isnt looking

and the slip it into my inventory,

well i almost done this in real life in a computer games shop.

i stopped because i realized the sneak button wasnt working!!

 

Me:

You assume yourself to be on a mission to destroy Dagoth Ur and

start attempting to talking to people about the Sixth House.

 

Me again (okay not being self centered I just like these ones):

You go to the place where the Silt Strider man is (Airport) and

pay him 5 gold ($500) to get to Africa looking for Dwemer

Ruins. Once you arrive there, you come across an Ashlander

village (rather small town) and ask where the Wise Woman's yurt

is...

 

....:

When you sleep 24 hours.

 

Me:

You think you're adopted because your real parents are supposed

to be unknown to you, otherwise it would ruin the "WHOLE

IDEA!!"

 

LibertyCabbage:

...when you call black people Redguards.

 

LibertyCabbage:

...when you ask a book store if they have a copy of (insert

Morrowind book here). If they don't have it, you ask if they

can order a copy from Jobasha.

 

Breton Thief Oriana:

...You only wear a ring and people dont think youre naked.

[Evien]

THe running around naked picking fights should have been in the funniest section. Mine was stupid.

[SPiDeRNiaLL]

Realsiing uve played morrowind too much

 

My Morrowind Experience today.

 

Start: 13.00

 

Wondering round the grazelands looking for a glass mine i saw in these forums, starting at 13.00, finishing scouting the grazelands at 16.00, after giving up

 

From 16.00 to 18.00 i completed 2ashlander tribes tasks, became telvanni hortator, met with vivec.

 

Finish 18.00 when ur rents say wheres dinner i told u too make

 

Humourous Topic guys, keep it up

[UberBender]

You have been playing too much Morrowind when:

 

...you try to jump everywhere hoping to increase your acrobatics

 

...you scribble daedric writting on a piece of paper and "use" it insted of the airlines claiming it is a scroll of Windwalker

 

...someone asks you to lift some thing heavy and you say "Hold on, let me put on my Ring of Constant Feather"

 

...you start insulting a cop so he will attack you and you can kill him and take his gun

 

...you are afraid to be a cop for Halloween because the real cops will attack you

 

...you have no legs when you look down but your arms get longer

[Cete]

- You refeer yourself as a skooma-dealer.

- You claim moon-sugar is for wusses.

- You snare ''You n'wah!'' at people you don't like.

- Forge Goldbrand out of cardboard and candywrap.

- Set fire to your new Goldbrand sword, hoping to give it the fire enchantment.

- Get a flu and attempt to cure yourself with a cure common dicease potion.

- You kill your teacher because you're tired of homework.

- Kill policemen and sell their uniforms.

- You give your teacher your report, and ask for 200 gold.

- When you have wet dreams about Almalexia and Barenziah.

- Your xbox shivers in fear when you insert Morrowind.

- Adress people as serjo and sera.

- You try to levitate to reach the cookie-jar.

- Barter at the supermarket, and bribe the clerk.

- Dream of Angelina Jolie in Netch leather armor.

- You claim your cat to be a Khajiit theif.

[Brighid]

When loading morrowind has become such a habit that you have clicked the morrowind icon before you realize you are supposed to be checking e-mail.

 

When you seriously consider loading TESCS onto your work computer so you can work on your new mod while the boss isn't looking.

 

When you have "www.mws" typed into your browser's address bar before you have time to remember what you signed on for.

 

When you have a dual boot system, only keeping Windows because they haven't made Morrowind for Linux yet.

 

When you begin considering what clothes will give you a better "armour rating" when it is cold out.