TheAngryMongoose Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 you know you've played too much morrowind when... ... your bladder bursts because you never go to the bathroom. ... you collape from staying awake for 2 months and wonder why. ... someone tries to talk to you and you tell them to "get into uniform" before you will talk to them. ... you think that the only reason you cant cast spells is that you were born under the sign of the atronoch and all you magika is used up. ... you break your legs trying to jump from building to building thinking it would increase your acrobatics. ... you think that the dark brotherhood is a gang in broklen. :ph34r: ... you think eggs are small kwama eggs and large kwama eggs are ostridge eggs. ... you think you cant wear a closed helm because your nose is too big. ... you steal something in plain sight of a police officer and then drop it 2 feet away and pay the officer some money for your crimes. ... you seek out Sunder, Wraithguard, and Keening so you can go kill Osama Bin Laden in his cave. :nazgul: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcstreet Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 you know you've played too much morrowind when ..... ........you pass a bonfire and expect to get jumped by ashlanders with chitin shortswords! .......you swear blind your cat said "sweet moon sugar" .......you are so shocked to actually see a real live sheep instead of just hearing them .......you hate the rain since you've been in an ash strom for three days already! .......you sleep with a katana under your bed in case the dark brotherhood attack while you are asleep! .......you will no longer swim in case you get attacked by slaughterfish .......beef steak looks just like rat meat! .......you think stinging neetles and holy could make a good paralize potion for you to sell at your local chemist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cete Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 - When you deny having any parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlightlessBird Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 You've played too much morrowind when... -you go to your church in hopes to restore your attributes. -you attemp to make an imperial shrine in your back yard for easy access. -you pay a hobo to memorize an imperial preists dialogue and stand behind the alter in your back yard. -you burn your house down trying to trap your door with fire damage. -you attempt to sneak and pick the locks at your local bank. -you use the TESCS to put in people you know in real life in the game :bleh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drataax Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 when you start dreaming about the game......EVERY NIGHT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adras Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 You have defiantly played Morrowind too much when... -Your favorite song is the Morrowind Title -You start bragging about how much better looking your water is than your friends (in the game) -You have the Morrowind soundtrack burned onto one CD, which is scratched and badly needs replaced. However, you still listen to the repeating and skipping song because its your only CD in the CD player. -You think Morrowind is better than real life and you wish you could bring all of your friends and family in the game to live. -You have Morrowind cravings for 3 months because your computer messed up and Morrowind cant install. -You blow off your friends because you are finishing quests for House Hlaalu. -You really hate Fargoth and Gaenor with a passion. Even more than the school bully, whom is a girl and has to shave every day, just to look somewhat like an ugly Ogrim. -You wish you had a scrib for a pet because they are cute in a scrib sort of way. -Your fingers move to the Q-W-E-S position and your hand goes in the gaming postion every time you open up a program (including Internet Explorer) -You are told to get off the computer once you are done with a quest, so you save then keep on finding new ways to die. Such as jumping off the top of the Moon-prison above the Vivec Temple. -Your main topic at any computer game conversation is Morrowind. -You start making one mod. Then you hate it, so you either start over or start a new one. Then you hate that one. So you repeat the process untill you get one that you like. Then the computer crashes. You are so mad that you restart the computer than try that last mod again. -Every time you e-mail your step-brother over in Iraq, you want to tell him how awesome Morrowind is, but you dont want to tick him off from the last 15 times. -You can type in 'Morrowind' faster than any other word you type. -You wish that there were a Morrowind movie that is 4 hours long and there are 12 movies in a series of them. 48 hours of Morrowind movies. =o) You spen a 1/2 hour typing this list up at 11:15 pm and he rest of your family is watching a movie and falling asleep. Every single one of those I have done, except maybe the fat Ogrim-wannabe school bully named Sara... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_ragnarok702 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 here is one ok = you know you have played morrowind too much when.... you walk around crouching thinking that noone can see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlightlessBird Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 ...played too much morrowind when... -you start telling people that chairs are useless because you cant even sit in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyjet3 Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 -when you just start walking around town asking people if they will pay you to do odd jobs for them. -when you have cuts and gashes all over you and all you want to do is sleep, knowing you will feel better in a few hours. -when you get lost driving and you keep thinking about right clicking and looking on the map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiade Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 ....when you've written a story in a notebook that is 10 pages long, front and back, about your favorite character and her argonian companion. -You have the Morrowind soundtrack burned onto a CD ...I've done this! Every time I listen to a song, i have pictures running through my head of the ascadian isles... and the music sounds so wierd without the constant footsteps! ...You're sitting at work and you have an idea for an excellent mod! so you get out your notebook, and start doing character and npc layouts, as well as class and birthsign designs and complete with interior/exterior cell diagrams. ...Next to your computer on the wall is the vvardenfell map, next to that is an alchemy chart for all the ingredients and all their properties. All because you need to reference them daily. Cause you're a loser. ...you have a list of 25 things and ideas that simply must be put into in Elder Scrolls 4. ...holy crap this is a lot of replies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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