Michlo Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varen Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Haha thats a funny one. What do you call an anorexic with thrush? Quarter pounder with cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exanimis Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 A priest is walking down the street when he sees a young boy tossing a bottle into the air and catching it. Priest: Good morning young man. Boy: good morning Father. Priest: What's that you have there? The boy catches the bottle and proudly displays it to the priest Boy: It's a bottle of acid, strong enough to burn a hole through the metal on an automobile. Oh my goodness! Exclaims the priest. That's evil water. The priest goes into a long sermon about the evils of such things. After several minutes the priest reaches into his coat and retrieves a small vile. Priest: Now this, this is holy water. I can place three drops of this on a woman's belly and she will pass a baby. Big deal! Says the boy. I can put two drops of this on a cats @$$ and he'll pass a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varen Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 When is an elf not an elf? When he has his head up a fairies skirt. Then he is a goblin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanAlderon Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I still don't get it.....HIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varen Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Learn to be a sicko like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanAlderon Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I will enroll in the academy of Sickos, but will have to quit A.A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varen Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Join the Sicko academy. We haz cooky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 When is an elf not an elf? When he has his head up a fairies skirt. Then he is a goblin.http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanAlderon Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Fibbion want sweetroll sahweeeeeeeetroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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