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alex2avs

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Thou darest profane the Bard of Avon with thy feeble wit; they most pitiful gropings towards that purest of lights, the light of humor? For shame, sirrah, for shame! For this most heinous of crimes, I do ban thee, and all thy wretched ilk, that thou mayest crawl back to whatever foul, loathsome pit of excrement thou didst come from!
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Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

 

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

 

Thou had'st been served. lol

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