Ban for Fun

[kieranfoy]

I ban pushkatu for dissing my daemons.

[krimzin]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/043/878/original/ShakespeareNoU.jpg

[kieranfoy]

Thou darest profane the Bard of Avon with thy feeble wit; they most pitiful gropings towards that purest of lights, the light of humor? For shame, sirrah, for shame! For this most heinous of crimes, I do ban thee, and all thy wretched ilk, that thou mayest crawl back to whatever foul, loathsome pit of excrement thou didst come from!

[krimzin]

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

 

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

 

Thou had'st been served. lol

[kieranfoy]

You win.

 

And thus are banned.

 

 

[krimzin]

http://www.ddogbert.net/images/ban-youre-banned.jpg

Because Rainier Wolfcastle says so

[kieranfoy]

Rainer Wolfcastle is banned, for being bright freaking yellow.

[krimzin]

Isn't it weird on the simpsons that everyone is yellow except asians?

http://jacob.efinke.com/little%20guy.jpg

 

By the way, you're banned

[kieranfoy]

And black people. You're banned for racistly ignoring them.

[krimzin]

you're banned for making up the word "racistly"