Corrupt a Wish(game)

[rbrophy2]

Granted you bit texas of the map thank jah hate that place

 

I wish i was not here but over there

[Derkins]

granted but here is now over there mawhahahaha

 

I wish I wish I wish I wish

[species5478]

Granted. You HAD food, but now it's all gone.

I wish my desk was made of dark chocolate...

[Derkins]

Granted but you chocolate now makes you sick beyond belife

 

I wish I could work more hours

[species5478]

Granted. You have to come to my house now, work as a maid for minimum wage.

 

I wish my presents were wrapped in gold...

[Derkins]

NOOOOOO wait do I have to wear the maid dress too?

 

Granted but the gold is fools gold and the market for fools gold is 1/10 a cent for one ton

 

I wish I had PIE!!!!

[species5478]

(yes, you have to wear the dress)

 

Granted. A clown throws a pie in your face, and then runs away honking his nose-horn.

 

I wish cars had rocket boosters.

[Derkins]

but but but but but the dress will make me looook faaaaat.....

 

Granted but they propel you into space and lets face it there are too many holes in a car to fill so you die from lack of oxegyn.

 

I wish I had a spoon to eat this pie

[species5478]

Granted. But it's made of cotton candy, and melts in your mouth on the first lick.

 

I wish boxing gloves were filled with cotton candy.

[Derkins]

you know thats really not a bad thing

 

granted but they are infected and spread it to you

 

I wish for MOAR PIE