fishpotatopie Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Granted, but you slip in your shower and become tangled in the new (unusually sticky) shower curtains and suffocate. I wish I knew how to speak Russian as well as I speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkprodigy4u Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Granted, but now the two languages intermix and nobody can understand you. I wish I was a little bit talla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowmadnezz Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Granted.. but now u wish u were a baller I wish i had sum foodz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishpotatopie Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Granted, but it turns out the food you get you are extremely allergic to and you end up throwing up so much you throw up your stomach causing massive internal bleeding. Then you explode. I wish i knew a wish that couldn't be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadin Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Granted, but it turns out the food you get you are extremely allergic to and you end up throwing up so much you throw up your stomach causing massive internal bleeding. Then you explode. I wish i knew a wish that couldn't be corruptedGranted, but you forget it a few seconds later.I wish I had aperture brand military shower curtains. The ones without lead poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legogod Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I wish I had aperture brand military shower curtains. The ones without lead poisoning.Granted. The easy-exit portal is high up on the side of Black Mesa, though. I wish that I could think of a good wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETbacon Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 granted you get... carrot :bunny: I wish My cavity was gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterHunterMaster Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Granted...Your cavitys gone...just like your pants, while you stand in front 12 pissed-off body building lesbians... Wishes that everyone understands his joke....WHY SO SERIOUS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Wish granted, but nobody bothers to laugh. I wish snot was bright blue with pink dots....I mean, after all, green is so blasé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleRoe Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Granted.. but little kids mistake it for candy and start a worldwide "my snot taste better than your snot" rave in which parents go crazy because their kids have gone insane as well creating a massive revolt between the sane and insane in which a war breaks out splitting the planet into two sides..north earth.. and south earth.. The sane take up offensive tactics and quickly deploy anti-snot seeking missles into the motherland of the insane..Hitting absolutly nothing because the insane based their command headquarters in the middle of an ocean surrounded by hungry killer whales... all is lost and it's all your fault.. I wish the killer whales let me be.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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