brokenergy Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Granted, it killed you I wish for this cold to go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Granted. Hell welcomes you with open arms. I wish for a monkey butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker101 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Granted. The butler is still feral though and tears a hole in your neck after "painting" your walls a different shade of brown. I wish I was better motivated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted. But your motivation spurs you into a better mood, and with a better mood, you decide to help people, and when you decide to help people, you land in organized crime, and when you land in organized crime, you go to prison for forty years for robbing a bank. I wish for a time machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted but it can't tell the time. I wish it would stop raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, it starts hailing. I wish that I could make stuff happen faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, it did not help your manhood I wish for a sword! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadus Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Granted. You now own Soul Edge and your soul is promptly devoured. I wish I could write decent books within a day and amazing books in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Granted, it did not help your manhoodHahaha, good one. :P I wish I could write decent books within a day and amazing books in two.Granted, but your handwriting/typing was horrible due to the high speeds you were working at. I wish I could sell my mac, for $1850+ NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Granted, but it's $1850 in Monopoly money. I wish the atrocity known as Windows 8 didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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