Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Nadin]

Granted, but santa accidentally runs over your grandma.

 

I wish I could finally learn scripting and modeling for oblivion and become the best scripter and modeler of weapons.

Fine, but you suck at everything else.

I wish I was a religious deity.

[darkprodigy4u]

Granted, but as part of the religion, your followers must sacrifice you.

 

I wish vaccums didn't suck.

[species5478]

Granted. Now they eat everything around, and evolve into a new species of carnivorous animal.

I wish I had new shower curtains.

[fishpotatopie]

Granted, but you slip in your shower and become tangled in the new (unusually sticky) shower curtains and suffocate.

 

I wish I knew how to speak Russian as well as I speak English.

[darkprodigy4u]

Granted, but now the two languages intermix and nobody can understand you.

 

I wish I was a little bit talla...

[shadowmadnezz]

Granted.. but now u wish u were a baller

 

I wish i had sum foodz

[fishpotatopie]

Granted, but it turns out the food you get you are extremely allergic to and you end up throwing up so much you throw up your stomach causing massive internal bleeding. Then you explode.

 

 

I wish i knew a wish that couldn't be corrupted

[Nadin]

Granted, but it turns out the food you get you are extremely allergic to and you end up throwing up so much you throw up your stomach causing massive internal bleeding. Then you explode.

 

 

I wish i knew a wish that couldn't be corrupted

Granted, but you forget it a few seconds later.

I wish I had aperture brand military shower curtains. The ones without lead poisoning.

[legogod]

I wish I had aperture brand military shower curtains. The ones without lead poisoning.

Granted. The easy-exit portal is high up on the side of Black Mesa, though.

 

I wish that I could think of a good wish.

[GETbacon]

granted you get... carrot :bunny:

 

I wish My cavity was gone