Corrupt a Wish(game)

[MonsterHunterMaster]

Granted, now you are 2 years old.

I wish for having big muscles

[zprospero]

Granted. Your left and right heart ventricles now weigh 50 pounds each, resulting in death.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish. (Not really)

 

@slygothmog

There's no way out from all this corn :(

[slygothmog]

granted you are now a 100 meter long corn eating blue wale

 

i wish i had a harpoon

[zprospero]

That combination seems to bear a little animosity ;D

 

Granted, you possess are harpoon, but, like Captain Ahab, end up pinned by it to the creature you pursue.

 

(And technically, a whale is a mammal, not a fish :P)

 

I wish I could of think of something to wish for. :unsure:

[slygothmog]

No, no animosity i just could not think of anything else

 

you wish for a bag of peanuts but get raisens instead

 

i wish i did'nt have a headache right now

[Thor.]

wish granted, you have no choice but to give Thor 1million$ CAD.. That was the wish :thanks: :biggrin: :thumbsup: .

 

i wish for a Pinball machine..

[zprospero]

I know, I just thought it was funny. :P

 

Granted, but it's cured like this: http://dws.kikaimegami.com/images/smiles/borg_assimilation_faces.gif

 

Thor beat me to it!

 

@Thor

 

Granted, but it is only a machine that fires balls made of pins at you.

 

I wish I could see when someone is about to post before me.

[slygothmog]

granted you can now see into the future, but now you know the day the world ends

 

i wish i was'nt a borg

[zprospero]

Granted, but you are now this: http://dws.kikaimegami.com/images/smiles/dancekawaii.gif

 

I wish I could move stuff with my mind.

[Thor.]

Wish Granted your mind sure can move stuff as it pops out of your head, ewww :sick:

 

I wish it was Friday night again.