Corrupt a Wish(game)

[DarkNinja13]

I wish to be beaten half to death

 

Wish granted, but the guy beating you uses a slaughterfish to do it and you completely die - from embarassment. :unsure:

 

I wish I lived in a better house than this one.

[krimzin]

wish granted, it's on a small island cut off from the world and a hurricane is headed straight for you.

 

I wish lindsay lohan spontaneously combusted lol

[brokenergy]

Granted, Lilo spontaneously combusted next to you.

 

I wish for more sushi (I love those stuff)

[krimzin]

wish granted but it's only kappa maki [cucumber roll]

 

I wish for the Nile

[Thor.]

Wish granted you get the west Nile virus and die.

 

I wish this thread didn't exist :biggrin:

[zprospero]

Granted, this post causes a divide by 0 error and soon nothing else will exist either.

 

http://lgo.mit.edu/blog/drewhill/files/divide-by-zero-blog-safe.jpg

 

(Seriously, one of the websites I manage at work did give me a divide by zero error today, so be warned.)

 

I wish to be indestructible.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, you are so indestructible that you are forever stone, unmovable and unmarkable.

 

I wish to be in a Divide by 0 error :S

[Keanumoreira]

Granted, you are so indestructible that you are forever stone, unmovable and unmarkable.

 

I wish to be in a Divide by 0 error :S

 

I would grant that but I have no idea what your wishing for, so my lawyer will do it for me. :laugh:

 

I wish for a laugh.

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted: http://tinyurl.com/6ghkb8

 

Near bottom of page, click on "Images"

Not more than one laugh permitted.

 

 

I wish I had a gallon of curry fried rice

 

 

[Keanumoreira]

Wish granted: http://tinyurl.com/6ghkb8

 

Near bottom of page, click on "Images"

Not more than one laugh permitted.

 

 

I wish I had a gallon of curry fried rice

 

:laugh:

 

Wish granted, but its gone stale.

 

I wish for a new car.