Keanumoreira Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, OJ Simpson kills you while you drink your OJ. I wish I had toast Wish granted, you know what they say, you are what you eat. :laugh: I wish for a body guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, he chops up your body and guards it. I wish for a glass of water, but not to drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, you fall in and drown. I wish for a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, it's stuck in a bottle. I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gormonk Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 granted....your wish is not corrupted....you are now dead i wish for a peace of toast on a plate.....altho im not hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 granted....your wish is not corrupted....you are now dead i wish for a peace of toast on a plate.....altho im not hungry Wish granted, but then the largest rat you've ever seen comes racing across the table, grabs it, says "Thanks dude" and runs off with it. I wish one of my female characters from Oblivion was real and wanted to hook up with me.(To aid corruptors - I don't use orcs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, it's an Argonian and she sheds her skin one day and leaves, but you never notice that she's gone as she's right next to you but eerily quiet [and light as a feather lol] I wish for a genie that corrupts people's wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Granted but...... the genie likes to corrupt your wishes even more! .......I wish I was a heartbeat that never comes to rest....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Granted, but still it stopped.I wish I would be able to read everything I missed while I was away from Nexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Wish granted, including your ban. I wish for cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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