Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Omeletter]

Granted, but your hairdresser didn't speak the language you were speaking so now you have a combover, enjoy.

 

I wish it was 2 hours back in time.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you were stuck in time like ground hog day.

 

I wish for some kiwi fruit

[Keanumoreira]

Granted but you were stuck in time like ground hog day.

 

I wish for some kiwi fruit

 

Wish granted, here I am! (Bet you didn't know that people call me that did you B.E?)

 

I wish for a trial involving Justin Beiber and homicidal psycopaths, that way, nobody wins.

[paganwannbe]

wish granted but JB(:devil:) is more famous so people scream even louder for him (how could you want that?)

 

I wish my cat wasn't so interested in puking on me at night

[Semberflay]

Granted. Now the bodily function he perfrms is nastier.

 

I wish I felt wide awake.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you turned insane

 

I wish for more

[gormonk]

granted.... here i am(im a kiwi and a dit of a frootloop(frootloop= crazy persion) )

 

i wish i had a adsl connection that cost the same as our dile up

[Semberflay]

Granted. But you get what you pay for.

 

I wish I had a mug of hot chocolate.

[satanslilhelper]

Granted but there AREN'T. ANY. MARSHMALLOWS! O.o

 

I wish for a jacuzzi.

[BlueDanube]

granted but the boiler is broken

 

i wish for a million dollar.