Corrupt a Wish(game)

[paganwannbe]

wish granted but it blows up with the force of 1000 nukes :devil:

 

I wish for Quirkyblonde house to have beta testers

[brokenergy]

Granted but the mod was canceled after the modder quit

 

I wish I won the lotto

[paganwannbe]

wish grant http://www.lottery-tickets.net/lotto2.jpg sadly it's a prank lotto

 

I wish for a dish full of fish (somebody had to do it)

[satanslilhelper]

Granted, but the dish shatters, covering the fish with spiky shards of ceremic. Crunchy!

 

I wish for quicker reaction times.:ermm:

[paganwannbe]

wish granted but your reaction times have been increased to the point of ripping your arm off

 

I wish for a grenade and a small room

[TheCalliton]

wish greanted, but the small room has no floor and the grenade is enmpty

 

i wish for mro epeanuts

[paganwannbe]

granted but it had cyanide in it

 

I wish for a bone yard

[Omeletter]

Granted, but you were buried with those said bones! Alive! :devil:

I wish my new kitten didn't have fleas.

[satanslilhelper]

Granted, you now have them instead.

 

I wish for more absorbant lungs!

[Omeletter]

Granted, it absorbs Co2 instead of oxygen, so you die.

I wish I had 2 half terms. Aka, short holidays.