Corrupt a Wish(game)

[gaminggriffin]

Granted, you get a bucket of sand, have fun.

 

I wish that I was the supreme king of the internet.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but you were sent to prison for trolling

 

I wish I won the lottery

[gaminggriffin]

Granted, but before you could turn it in your ticket was stolen by a hobo wearing tights.

 

I wish for a beard.

[AnubisRaven]

Granted, but it's made out of maggots.

 

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

[gaminggriffin]

granted, you get an eternity of wishing for more wishes.

 

I wish for a new pet.

[AnubisRaven]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a starving, vicious, man-eating Kagouti.

 

I wish that I had a tame guar.

[gaminggriffin]

Granted, it lays guar gum in on you unmentionables.

 

I wish that I was the dragonborn.

[Thor.]

Wish granted you die do to a dragon attack at master level difficulty while starting a fresh game, nooo escape. You are at level 1 oh and you have no control because Sheogorath locks you out of you're controls and has taken over the game with you in it.

 

i wish for pie

Edited March 15, 2013 by Thor.

[billyro]

Granted. Sadly though the dumb wish-granter misread "pie" as "pi", so you get stranded on a boat with a tiger.

 

I wish for more internet usage per month.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but it was cake and GLaDOS ate it

 

I wish for cheese