Corrupt a Wish(game)

[pheo3309]

Granted, but it rusts mid-flight and you crash into Disneyland, Anaheim's to be exact. In Toon City. Where the song that never ends, never ends while you're stuck there and eventually driven mad if you survived.

 

I wish for a pogo-stick.

[brokenergy]

Granted but it was unsafe and you couldn't use it

 

I wish for a puppy

[pheo3309]

Granted, but then you get a puppy that LisnPuppy would even say "OH NOT UP IN MY HOUSE!".

 

I wish for my cat to stop plotting to kill me.

[brokenergy]

Granted, your dog killed you instead

 

I wish for someone to do my work

[pheo3309]

Granted, but they did it wrong and everything went to crud.

 

I wish for a new desk that doesn't bang my knees.

[Ironman5000]

Granted, but instead it bangs you in the penis

 

I wish for superman-style laser eyes

[pheo3309]

Granted, but it's reversed and burns your brain.

 

I wish for a better tea.

[brokenergy]

Granted, it was water

 

I wish my headache went away

[pheo3309]

Granted, but now you have sneezing fits due to allergies.

 

I wish Raul Julia never died so there could be a better 3rd Addam's Family.

[brokenergy]

Granted but M Bay was producer and director

 

I wish for more DA:I info