Corrupt a Wish(game)

[billyro]

Granted, Bioware announced that they decided against the open-world, decision making game and instead turned it into a fast-paced, linear action game. Then we all cry.

 

I wish that the enrolling process for university wasn't so idiotic.

[brokenergy]

Granted, now you have to jump through twenty fire hoops and do interpertive dance to get your spot

 

I wish that the school office website at uni had better hyperlinks

Edited October 30, 2013 by brokenergy

[Thor.]

Wish granted they ban you from school for clicking on banned hyperlinks which directed you to porno. Not allowed brokenergy, you should know better :D.

 

i wish i could sleep right now. not for ever though or in a coma or falling or waking up in a pit of werewolves or something.

[billyro]

Granted, you sleep for 5 minutes and then wake up again.

 

I wish the insects outside would shoosh shush. (Damn pronunciation to spelling complications!)

Edited November 4, 2013 by billyro

[brokenergy]

Granted, they came inside and ate you

 

I wish for people to hate less

[Tidus44]

Plague accidently released by secret lab - 98% of world's population dies. The nearest neighbour for anyone on earth is 500 miles away and no way to get there unless you walk.

 

I wish I had an answer.

[billyro]

Granted, but it wasn't the one you wanted.

 

I wish I didn't have this stupid bloody rash. :pinch:

[brokenergy]

Granted, now people blame you for the rash

 

I wish for a panda

[billyro]

Granted.

 

It explodes.

 

 

 

 

... :P

 

 

 

I wish for rain.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but there is also thunder and lightning. You are struck by 42 lighting bolts and reduced to ash.

 

I wish I could bend time and space so I could travel up to 4000 miles with a single step.