dezdimona Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 If I had a million dollars I'd buy off jntk...how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philosopher101 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I've decidided to answer this question by song.Ever heard of the Barenaked Ladies? If I had a 1,000,000I'd buy you a houseIf I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)If I had a 1,000,000 I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile) If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love If I had a 1,000,000 I'd build a treefort in our yard If I had a 1,000,000 You could help it wouldn't be that hard If I had a 1,000,000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there Wouldn't that be fabulous! If I had a 1,000,000 I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a 1,000,000 We'd take a limousine cause it costs more If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner If I had a 1,000,000 i'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I've decidided to answer this question by song.Ever heard of the Barenaked Ladies?<snipforspace>Yep, been used already. See post #12 in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philosopher101 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I've decidided to answer this question by song.Ever heard of the Barenaked Ladies?<snipforspace>Yep, been used already. See post #12 in this thread. Awww, that's too bad, i should really read the whole details next time. Anyway that's what i would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 id pay off the bills and build a house thats runs on solar and wind power...buy up rare CDs and then bank the rest :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunnySnatcher Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Wow no one will buy a Olocieriactolotops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 What would you do if you had a million dollars...?Two chicks...at the same time. (yes, that's a quote from a movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysus Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 @lha sexslave in ukrainia costs only round 1000 dollar... thus you still just want 2? what about one for each day of the year? my options: burn it... open a bank and lend myself the million which enables me to lend someone else around 9mil on which i then get interest leaving me with 9million + interest rates... then just go on until i buy the governments of the world and create my kingdom :D or i just by me a city council employee to get the licence to grow weed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 @lha sexslave in ukrainia costs only round 1000 dollar... thus you still just want 2? what about one for each day of the year?Ah, you did not fully understand the original question as well as my reply. What would you "do" if you "had" a million dollars? It wasn't "what would you spend a million dollars on?" Notice how there was also a lack of whether or not I would be spending any of that money for what was described. ;D The amount of time and quantity was also not specified. :D LHammonds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Sleep. Eat. Masturbate. Repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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