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I would like to believe that it is possible to continue a sentance on forever even if set senatance would never actuall ybe used by normally predictabel and prudent people which however is debatable as a concept that is based on a biased form of what normaly predictable prudent person could be expected to be abel to understand and or comprehend if comprehend is the word i am lookign for i as a person who never actually learned to type have great difficulty in producing such long contexts as these and at this very moment in fact ponder wheather or not i have broken any rules (i don't think that i have) rules of course being the rules stated by what's his name i forget i apollogze for forgettign as that is not somehting i am very well know for not out side of my close knit of frineds these friends is question being the kinds of people who would actually read this text in it's full original glory questioning these facts if facts being the word i wish to use after all i am no english major but being a published writer i do believe that facts be the word i was searching for at the time when i typed that down at the moment that moment however has passed quite some time ago the tiem ago being by which i could count as 57 seconds these seconds have all but dissapated by now and have left the formeed words you are reading now as a result results as in the text you see before brought into exsistance by my hands these hands that have brought them to the attentions of you the fine readers young readers or old readers makes no differened at this poitn as age is irrelavent except in the age of the words i have produced thus far their approximate age now at 6 minutes please do not believe that i have only been typing for 6 minutes because i have been typign for a time much greater than that expenditute of time time is of the essence now if that idiom is appropriate to use it may not but i wouldn't be myself i did not stop to think wha tit is i am thinking of thinking is however one of my strongest suits philosophy itself is desricbes as "thinkin about thinking" such actions are indeed what i excell at that and not much in fact i have ever so recently noticed that i am running late for the ball the ball in Austria my current adopted hoem havign previously promissed to make an apperance this promise i feel obligated to uphold as i took a ticket without first payign for it because as it may interest you to find out a friend of mine i running the ball he having taken the liberty to set things (events) in motion for my arrival i appologize for the idioms but doing so i nesscasary in mainting my enigmatic character my character indeed has suited me well here and i'm afraid that i really must be off i onlc hope that i did not break the protocal established in the first post nit suggesting that i would ever do such a thing but as i have said amongst my enourmus amounts of words ahead i think alot.

 

Ta Ta

and good night!

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Can I be the first to say 'Wow, philosopher101, that's 561 words!'

 

I think it is quite useless and without a point to try and make long sentences when it is quite obvious that on-one can possibly even try to beat philosopher101's sentence 'cause it is by far the longest sentence that has ever been written, ever, by anyone, anywhere in the whole world including those other places that aren't always included in the term 'the world' such as Africa, Australia, America, Europe, Asia, the Arctic, the Antarctic and isn't it odd that all the continents start and end in the same letter, kind of like this link and if you clicked that then HA, you've been Rick Rolled.

 

Only 107 words, but still quite good, I think.

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I would like to believe that it is possible to continue a sentance or two on forever even if set senatance would never actuall ybe used by normally predictabel and prudent people which however is debatable as a concept that is based on a biased form of what normaly predictable prudent person could be expected to be abel to understand and or comprehend if comprehend is the word i am lookign for i as a person who never actually learned to type have great difficulty in producing such long contexts and words as these and at this very moment in fact ponder wheather or not i have broken any rules (i don't think that i have) rules of course being the rules stated by what's his name i forget i apollogze for forgettign as that is not somehting i am very well know for not out side of my close knit of frineds these friends is question being the kinds of people who would actually read this text in it's full original glory questioning these facts if facts being the word i wish to use after all i am no english major but being a published writer i do believe that facts be the word i was searching for at the time when i typed that down at the moment that moment however has passed quite some time ago the tiem ago being by which i could count as 57 seconds these seconds have all but dissapated by now and have left the formeed words you are reading now as a result results as in the text you see before brought into exsistance by my hands these hands that have brought them to the attentions of you the fine readers young readers or old readers makes no differened at this poitn as age is irrelavent except in the age of the words i have produced thus far their approximate age now at 6 minutes please do not believe that i have only been typing for 6 minutes because i have been typign for a time much greater than that expenditute of time time is of the essence now if that idiom is appropriate to use it may not but i wouldn't be myself i did not stop to think wha tit is i am thinking of thinking is however one of my strongest suits philosophy itself is desricbes as "thinkin about thinking" such actions are indeed what i excell at that and not much in fact i have ever so recently noticed that i am running late for the ball the ball in Austria my current adopted hoem havign previously promissed to make an apperance this promise i feel obligated to uphold as i took a ticket without first payign for it because as it may interest you to find out a friend of mine i running the ball he having taken the liberty to set things (events) in motion for my arrival i appologize for the dumb idioms but doing so i nesscasary in mainting my enigmatic character my character indeed has suited me well here and i'm afraid that i really must be off i onlc hope that i did not break the protocal established in the first post nit suggesting that i would ever do such a thing but as i have said amongst my enourmus amounts of words ahead i think alot.

 

Ta Ta

and good night!

 

Hehehe... I added 4 words. ;D find em and I'll give you a cookie!

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