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Warning, Maybe extremely boring, but please read it anyways

 

Hi, I go to high school, Im not good with words (meaning that whenever someone says smart and insulting things, I don't know how to respond back accordingly)

 

Well, since the start of Social studies, this girl (M), actually like 6 girls but they come in later, started laughing at things I say, and was being nice to me, we talked on MSN, and it would take usually like 3 hours to get her off (I don't want to block her or anything cus that would be kinda rude). We just talked about random stuff, until ONE DAY, she started asking homework from me, I helped her with it (no I did not cheat), and now I got a whole list of dumb girls on my hands asking me for "help" I never gave them of course cus I had to "sleep".

I'm ok with being a tool, makes me feel smart 8-)

 

But the worst is when all the girls in my social class added me on msn, few weeks ago, some girl would always be in our conversion making fun of me and her, well that stopped cus NOW cus they both teamed up with each other and started making fun of my name, Billy, (YOU WOULD NOT IMAGINE THE LAME JOKES THEY COME UP WITH, "Silly-Billy", "aBILLYties", etc). And worst yet, they THINK I'M GAY, they know I'm homophobic (afraid of gay people) so they kept on sending me youtube videos of gay people, and kept on making nasty naughty jokes about me and my social teacher (I'm like a good student, so I'm the teachers pet). And I just don't know how to dis them back. Now its x-mas, its just that M-girl now, cus most people are away for fun. I asked her if she's trying to make me gay, and she said" Well no, cus you're already gay, you can't be any gayer *smily*"

 

So yea, I'll be sitting beside her for the next semester and I need help on dealing with these people, I'm not the ignoring type of person so I can't really ignore anyone

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try asking her out.that would prove that your not gay.and who knows.she might be interested in you.

 

**SNIP** Cursing is not allowed on these forums, even in images...LHammonds

 

if thats too strong ill remove it

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try asking her out.that would prove that your not gay.and who knows.she might be interested in you.
This is the key right here.

 

Scenario #1: She says OK. Have a good time. (make sure to ask out each and every other girl wanting your help too unless they are the super needy type and might latch onto you like a leech)

 

Scenario #2: She says No. Make her feel awkward and the problem might go away all by itself. ;)

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I agree with LHammonds and the others. Ask her out, it'll show you aren't gay and if she doesn't accept it'll make her feel awkward. Another thing, don't be so homophobic and you wont seem gay to them. I was in a simmalar situation back in middle school. People called me gay and would make fun of me. I maned up and faced it down. I made friends with Timmothy a guy that was an out of the closet gay at the school. I hung out with a gay guy but was hitting on all the girls. Within like a week people stopped calling me gay and I made friends with a really cool person in the process.

 

If you want actual advice on comebacks I suggest you find a really sarcastic person and learn from them. My friend Justin Hunt taught me all I know about sarcasm. A funny joke you could try is carry a rag with you. The next time someones being an ass ask them "Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?" Also being overly nice can be a bad thing at times. I learned early on to be a d*ck to people when they're being one to you.

 

Oh one last piece of advice: If they call you gay roll with it. When someones like "Hey you're a queer" go "You're right. Wanna hang out sometime?" That kinda stuff freaks them out and gets them to feel uncomforterable about making fun of you. They're expecting to get you mad but instead you're getting a rise out of them.

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