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Otter

Genera and species: Amblonyx cinerea

Collective Term: A prank of otters

Description

Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular and eminently lovable and displaying the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. So, otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.

 

Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. For life has so many diversions for the otter, that whether it's playing a computer game, reading a book, or doing a crossword puzzle, it's impossible to predict how it will fill it's day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, it's keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked. Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi.

 

Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt, and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves. Their determination makes them valuable employees and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued, they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace. Although they are fine motivators, they avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

 

As lovers, otters are tenacious and have remarkably vital libidos. Unafraid of expressing their needs, they have little tolerance for selfish people and are attracted those creative enough to fulfill their sexual appetites. Among the aquatic animals, the lusty dolphin provides endless fun while the terrestrial fox proves to be a challenging and sexy companion. In a relationship, the otter will willingly stray into dangerous waters, betting that its instincts will see it though. But, for the most part it prefers the familiar shallows of a predictable association with the semi-aquatic beaver or sea lion.

 

There is no question that the otter is going to have children. Lots of them. And this otherwise carefree individual will surprise you with its strict and disciplined approach to child raising.

 

Otters are certainly not shy. Their highly advanced communication skills explain why friends flock to it for advice and why ex-lovers find it so hard to let it go. But sometimes it seems that relating to an otter is a one-way street; for otters hate criticism. It's not that they don't believe there's room for improvement -- it's just that they tend to confuse criticism with rejection. Friends must step lightly lest they wound the otter's self-image, for this is the surest way to dissuade the otter from further communication.

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i couldn't decide which one was more like me.

 

Congratulations. (You passed The Animal in You Test.)

 

You are either a Shrew or a Porcupine personality.

But you may also be a Snake personality

 

http://www.animalinyou.com/Shrew.htm

http://www.animalinyou.com/Porcup.htm

http://www.animalinyou.com/Snake.htm

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Congratulations. (You passed The Animal in You Test.)

You are either a Wild Dog or a Wolf personality.

But you may also be a Sable personality.

 

NOTE: Although you share characteristics with these animals, you are ONLY one of these personality types..

Read the descriptions of each animal to determine which one you are.

 

-_- okay.

 

 

"Famous Wolves

Christian Slater, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton "

 

George W. Bush was no wolf, the punk killed wolves and almost made them extinct.

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You are a Porcupine personality

 

Porcupine

Genera and species: Hystrix cristata

Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines

 

Description

Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down, and wit, sarcasm, and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words, the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid. The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations, it is limited in its career choices and is rarely found in sales or management positions. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

 

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises. With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, their financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional. Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort -- avoiding manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

 

If there were two words that summarized the porcupine lover, they would be use protection! For in the bedroom, the porcupine tends to be a little too curious and explorative. For them, sex is a gala event that should be spiced with all manner of strange toys and odd positions. Nocturnal animals, they prefer the safety of their homes or small offices during the day, and most of their social connections take place at night, when they wander off to seek the companionship of the opposite sex. But their caustic wit and defensive posture puts others on their guard and they often return alone.

 

It can be painful to get close to a porcupine and only those who have earned its trust can endure an intimate relationship. It is comfortable and secure in the company of mice and mole personalities, but should fastidiously avoid the companionship of larger carnivores like bears, foxes and wolves.

 

thats pretty much me

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You are either a Mole or a Sheep personality.

But you may also be a Beaver personality.

 

I was thinking meerkat but...

 

Beavers are the workaholics of the animal world.

No.

 

It's easy to recognize the mole personality. For one thing, they have a pasty complexion and are usually seen in late night coffee shop, jazz bars, or underground clubs.

No.

 

Sheep: They are religious creatures, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock.

No. No. No.

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Congratulations. (You passed The Animal in You Test.)

 

You are either a Bat or a Beaver personality.

But you may also be a Snake personality.

 

NOTE: Although you share characteristics with these animals, you are ONLY one of these personality types..

Read the descriptions of each animal to determine which one you are.

 

Bat

I am deifinately a bat. "Decidedly non-conformist"

 

Beaver

Don't think so. Hate work. A lot.

 

Snake

Yeah sort of. "Of course, their poisonous wit and quick tongues help to keep tormentors at bay." That sounds very much like me.

 

That's a good test.

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