Switch Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 heheh i just thought it wud be good if everyone cud post some of the various funny sayings that they've heard NPCs either utter under their breath or say to u directly... for instance i just started doing quests for the Redoran house and now the mages guild seem 2 hate me, the guide in balmora said: "Where did you get that outfit from... a guar?" :P well it was a badly mismatched combination of dreugh, dwemer, steel and ebony :P
link Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 my friend was confronted by a dark elf who asked him"what hole did you crawl out of"he replied"the same one we all do when were born" yes, my friend is a disgusting male without a father, i know
Switch Posted August 6, 2003 Author Posted August 6, 2003 lol how lovely :P well thats a start... anyone else? ^_^
link Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 oh yeah, there was this one dark elf. he was a netch farmer or something and was walking about in the middle of the grazelands, wearing crappy clothing i may add. So i rode past him in ebony armour and on a guar and he looked at me with his ugly little face and said............................"i dont talk to vagrants"
thanateros Posted August 6, 2003 Posted August 6, 2003 i'm a particular fan of "seen any elves lately?" followed by a really retarded sounding laugh. maked me almost pity the nords for having produced such an inferior being. oh well i'm done ranting.
Racius Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 The good old Fargoth saying:"You must be a thief!!... Because you have stolen my heart!" Imperials are funny when u streak past em, They just say:"oooohhh... your naked!... Spare me!"in a really "its so wrong yet it feels so right" manner
DragoonFurey Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 "Kahjit do not steal...and get caught"they say that sometimes when you have a bounty on your head.
Stampede Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 There's an NPC in Bloodmoon, an imperial priest who's not too happy to be in Solthseim, in a quest you do, it's in your hands over whether he gets a transfer or not. I thought he was a git so as punishment I gave the order which his post in Solthseim permanent. So I'm walking past him afterwards and he looks up at me and says: 'Stuck here...forever....I'll die....' He says it in this voice that you'd swear somebody just told him the world is going to end. I just looked him and burst out laughing. :lol:
cmac Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 "<BURP!> Whew...I better lay off the mazte" -Tribunal random Dunmer saying
tmons78 Posted August 7, 2003 Posted August 7, 2003 I was walking through a town on a rainy (MW) day, and I walked past this redguard. As I went past, he said "I wonder if it'll rain." I felt like smacking him upside the head, and saying "duh, open your eyes."
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