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We have debated for months but I have found shocking proof that Marxist ßastard hates me for no reason. (or at least a lame one)

 

* Now talking in #MEMOD

* Topic is 'The Official Middle-Earth Mod for Morrowind chatroom - http://www.memod.co.uk/'

* Set by ChanServ on Sat Jan 31 23:59:51

<UberBender> ahoy all

<Marxist-male without a father> SO, uh...  Can I get Daerk's position?

<Marxist-male without a father> I'm good at the black speech.  I can give myself a 10.

<UberBender> hah

<UberBender> nice try

<Marxist-male without a father> Just listen:

<Marxist-male without a father> Fo' sheezy ma neezy.

<Marxist-male without a father> Does Daerk have such an excellent knowledge of the black speech?

<UberBender> nowa DAT es black speak brotha!

<UberBender> I think I should have it, I know how to talk like Jar-Jar

<Marxist-male without a father> Now that's just racist.

<Marxist-male without a father> ee it's funny when I do it.

<UberBender> meesa meen nosa harm

<Marxist-male without a father> !voteofftheisland UberBender

<UberBender> aww

<UberBender> all those alliences didn't do poo

<Marxist-male without a father> I'm sorry, UberBander.  The tribe has spoken.

<Marxist-male without a father> You and your X-Box can go vulk yourselves.

<UberBender> but we are the on

<UberBender> ly ones speaking

<UberBender> awwww

<UberBender> its at my dads

<Marxist-male without a father> Yes, but I find your X-Box modification extremely annoying.

<UberBender> oh, im sorry

<Marxist-male without a father> ...So, since I'm so pissed, I get to be the tribe.

<Marxist-male without a father> ..And I've spoken.

<Marxist-male without a father> Wait, wait, wait...  Why did you just say you're sorry?

<UberBender> well if it makes you feel anybetter I can't get it to run because I have Live and it updates it beyond modding

<UberBender> friends?

<Marxist-male without a father> ...What do you mean by that?

<UberBender> I mean "do you want to stop arguing and be friends?"

<UberBender> I'm listening to Grateful Dead it is very peacefull. It makes me want to be friends with everyone

<Marxist-male without a father> You're stoned out of your senses, aren't you?

<UberBender> no

<UberBender> Drugs are bad, Mmmmkay.

<UberBender> plus I live in the good ol' U. S. of A.

<UberBender> 'ello? Anybody there?

 

*ten minutes pass*

 

<UberBender> fine be that way

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u sukc @ teh intarweb

 

...Uber... Before you get to the other IRC logs, let me inform you of these facts:

 

1) I did not watch on as a #memod regular was raped by a Japanese businessman and his own brother.

 

2) My nipples cannot actually cut diamonds.

 

3) There's no such thing at All Message ENV.

 

4) Daerk is not really an angsty pants-speaker.

 

5) There is no island. Not only that, but I hate everybody.

 

My point? Don't believe everything you see on IRC.

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<UberBender> I mean "do you want to stop arguing and be friends?"

<UberBender> I'm listening to Grateful Dead it is very peacefull. It makes me want to be friends with everyone

<Marxist-male without a father> You're stoned out of your senses, aren't you? :lol:

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That's not an insult - that's the way MB always is. :P

 

For that matter - it's how I often am, and many other people... it's classic irc-talk, teasing and letting go of the restraints of the normal code of behavior. That's what it's all about, that's why I love irc. :D

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  • 2 weeks later...
Im pretty sure that there arent that many people who have enough physical emotion to hate someone. If Marxist male without a father had a gun to Uberbenders head, he wouldnt pull the trigger. I dont care what you say, you can joke and say yea he would, but youd be wrong. Most people who read this cant actually hate someone, but its just somethign they say. SO ha.
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