LordSarcasm Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) Just list your favorite idea for a joke mod. It can be just a joke item or a funny questline or juts a mod to troll the users. The Hammer of Disfunctionality. A Daedric Warhammer with zero base damage, weigh's 100,000 pounds, is worth zero gold, and has an enchantment that transfers some of the wielders health to the target. A semi-permanent conjuration spell that summons a clone of Braith and Nazeem from Whiterun. They are immortal, and do no fighting, and none of their dialogue is changed. ENJOY! Final Fetch Quest ForeverThere's a message that needs delivering, and by the gods is it going to be delivered! We are the Couriers' Guild, and there is nothing in Skyrim, NOTHING, be it rain, snow, battles or dragon fire that will keep our customers from getting their messages. And if you can't find the recipient, our intelligence network will pinpoint their exact location, even into the realms of Oblivion and beyond! No excuses, no backing out! We are the Couriers' Guild, and our customers will never be let down, even if it kills us! Edited April 15, 2013 by LordSarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyPangolin Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I don't know how to mod, but there is a Hammar almost exactly like that in Morrowind, called the Stendarr's Hammer. It weighed 1000 lb and broke on the first swing. So it could be lore accurate too! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexushat Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I would like my character to have a Dremora Lord's voice. Like when I draw my weapon I would like my character to say something like "I smell weakness" or "a challenger is near"! I also want the screams and stuff Dremoras make when they take damage. I'm not sure what to do about the dragon shouts though...Maybe you could use a random sound bite from an Al Pacino movie? I also like the Homer Simpson sound bites but those might get taken down if you use those instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexushat Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 How about a quest harassment mod? Like if you don't get certain quests done within a set time frame, a courier will show up (possibly a courier named Chris) and asks you what the time frame on that "quest" is gonna be? I'd like to tell Chris that if he wants the "quest" done right now he should just do it it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakynval Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I did one or two of these myself: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/22595/? I would love to see a mod where you can actually get drunk, so the screen would go blurry, you stagger around, insult people, start fights, throw up, pass out etc. I mean for a game with so much mead there doesn't seem to be many drunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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