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valdir

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This is #2 on my list of "sequels no one wanted".

 

I give you, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: THE SEQUEL.

 

No poo, I wish I was kidding.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406728/

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Thoughts? How many other people despised the first movie?

 

~Valdir

 

PS. #1 on my "sequels no one wanted" list is Baby Geniuses 2. Once again, I wish I was kidding. click for the trailer for BG2 warning, you'll want to kill yourself afterwards.

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Now,the first question that comes to mind,is why? Didn't the first one suck enough? Or do we all have to be completly certain that any D&D movie HAS to suck. The second question. What's with the plot?! If you're going to do a movie,do it right. That is the MOST CLICHE PLOT I have seen in a loooooonnnnggggg time. Its down there with collecting crystals to save the world.
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Argh. I saw about 30 minutes of the first film. Where did they dig those actors up from? And talk about an overdone villain. Yeugh. Damn cr@ppy film.

 

A dragon. A black dragon. And an evil wizard. Controlling it. Oh oh! Can I wear a green hat, call myself Link and go killing the 7 Great Evil Bosses to save the princess too?! :P

 

This is one film I won't be touching with a 10 foot bargepole. ;)

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Oh come on people. I kinda enjoyed it. It wasnt the best movie, but that doesnt matter. It was still not that bad. Honestly tell me what you thought was bad.

The acting (EVERYONE's) was cheesy and unenthusiastic.

 

The storyline was cliche-ier than the "collect the crystals" one.

 

The setting was stupid. They could've used Forgotten Realms (the coolest campaign setting until Eberron showed up) and the movie would've been that much better.

 

Let's see... I had a few more... ah!

 

Poor use of a huge amount of source material. The only monsters they used were Dragons and the one or two beholders. Woo, now where are my displacer beasts, bugbears and poo, even Tarrasques. The giant turtle- doubled- as- an- island should've been in there too... dammit that would've been cool.

 

Oh, and the dragon battle at the end was ridiculous, and the little girl as the queen thing was done in Episode I already.

 

Still like the movie now?

 

~Val

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