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dirk45

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  1. Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
  2. I'm never clicking on anything with my speakers at max again.
  3. This is it. What is it? It's it.
  4. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Guess what song.
  5. Seriously files are randomly shuffling and showing as hidden and then not and then hidden again. And there's way too many of them for it to just be a coincidence, something is wrong.
  6. Jingle bells, Batman smells and Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Nexus is wonky as frick right now.
  7. That's like being allergic to your eyes, that sucks.
  8. Hey, this: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080819022761/uncyclopedia/images/0/01/Phelps_super_saiyan.gif
  9. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAH!
  10. This is essentially what it looks like: :mellow: > :smile: > :woot: > :hurr:
  11. There's a youtube video somewhere, with a woman that just had some sort of surgery to let her hear (she was born deaf) losing her sh*t just listening to herself talk. I saw it on Ellen so I don't have a link.
  12. Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn’t there He wasn’t there again today Oh, how I wish he’d go away…
  13. The cats in my neighborhood would love to meet a Komodo Dragon, they have a thing for eviscerating large reptiles. Just ask the Alligator Snapping turtle- erm well his head- that they dealt with and the six foot python that they left at my neighbors door. You don't want to mess with this dowt.
  14. Here's how my brother's cat sleeps, it must be the same breed as yours: http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7260/7711322878_dea9f34432.jpg http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7119/7711324892_3981945f87.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8285/7711329694_54ef3d685d_n.jpg
  15. Looking forward to it!
  16. Labradors are so dumb the way they sit on their leg like that, no wonder they all get hip problems sooner or later.
  17. There was talk of cake earlier(forever ago), I just remembered this after watching The Dark Knight for like the fiftieth time: http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/nom-harvey-dent.gif
  18. Did you know, that you either win or die when you play the game of thrones? CBS Cares.
  19. OHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAH a REAL woman, look at all those veiny curves. But no, that is not Lola - Lola is an ambiguous concept of human sexuality first talked about by Sigmund Freud in his love letters to Carl Jung. It was later expanded upon by the psycho-sexual researchers Alfred Charles Kinsey and later Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Lola is the feminine side of a person perceived otherwise as overtly masculine. Kinsey later posited that all men have a 'Lola' side to them that is truly in charge of their sexual function and that a man ignoring these more feminine tenancies was likely to suffer from Erectile Dysfunction. Doctor Ruth just made everybody uncomfortable talking about it. None of that is true, of course, but it was on Wikipedia four or five years ago under the Kinks song, 'Lola.' I was witness to that act of vandalism and did nothing because it was one of my teachers who posted it. :teehee:
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