dirk45

I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola.

HaH A good drinking game for Mass Effect 3 would be to take a shot every time someone utters "Reapertech", just a thought

When your trying to post a gif all you're really doing is moving the ground. EDIT:Nevermind you fixed it.

I hate crates because I mean, what's in there? What are you trying to hide?

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I love that one.

Gaht dam stahm o' the century out theah right naw!

Why do people always confuse social awkwardness and discomfort as being "good with people"? :wallbash: :facepalm: Cause I get that same line a lot. Is it because we just want the situation to be over with as quickly and painlessly as possible, so we cater to others expectations just so somebody is having a positive experience? I agree, It's much easy talking to you apparitions out in the ephemera. For all I know you're Skynet and for all you know I'm HAL. I like it much better that way. Oh yeah, I can't handle talking over Xbox Live either, I hate the way I know my voice sounds on the other end. Stupid Flanders.

I concur and so does Betsy.

Hah Oblivion and Morrowind are the same price.

Yup, Dawnguard is downloading.

I hate to double post but they just ninja released Dawnguard on Steam, I think.

That penis cake was always a penis cake. If the party responsible for picking it up didn't notice, then I weep for that child. If they knew the whole time, then shame on them. Either way the CD had me rolling off a cliff laughing.(rocl)

As long as there aren't twigs and feces in your hair, you aren't in danger of being a hippie.

Is he that guy from Workaholics or the Community episode 'Contemporary Impressionists'?

About Dawnguard for PC, I heard it's being tested extensively in a closed beta to make sure that it doesn't crash or have hic-ups with some of the popular mods installed as to prevent the million complaints they'll get from the uninitiated, not to mention I hear they are actually thinking of optimizing the HD texture pack that is going to either be added to the existing .bsa(s) or is going to be a completely new archive. This is all hearsay and speculation at this point though, so yeah.

...And then this hot chick walks in and she's all like, "who wants to party?" and she sits on a cake and we were all like, "Station!" Then my uncle's like, "I've got fireworks!" and I burned down the cabin and then Sarah wouldn't talk to me for a year and then I realized I didn't read the previous posts and that this may come off as mean and inconsiderate and then Chubbs calls and he's all, "Where's dad in real life?" and I'm all, "He's out back killing a post with a shovel of crap." Like I'm doing right now. Take a look, it's in a book. Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow!

Manta rays are simultaneously the most beautiful and scariest surprise you can have while diving. If one sneaks up and swims above you it's like, "wth, where did the light go" and then you're like, "OH gawds it's an alien deathshark!" and finally you're like,"it's so pretty" and then you cry into your mask and drown in your tears. I am passing this off as language, although it doesn't deserve such treatment.

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Just so's ya know, there is a woman on the American Women's volleyball team named Destinee Hooker. That is all. CBS Cares.

Curiouser and curiouser.

All we need is a few hundred days like this and we'll beat the record!

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:biggrin: That's a language me and my first girlfriend made up when we were five.