UncleRoe

Wish granted,but a massive confikr worm infects your computer destroying everything except your perfectly working fallout 3 game... which actually in turn creates a hella more space for your hard drive..which is all you needed in the first place.. i wish my computer actually had a decent enough graphics card to even play fallout 3.. i had to buy for console.. on pc i get as far as outside of the vault,then everything fades to lag.

An endless road of " I WIN!".. this thread should have been called the "I WIN" game.. anyways.. i was driving home from work the other night when a sudden beam of light blinded me.. i don't remember much.. i guess i blacked out..when i awoke i was in my bed and my car was parked outside. i rolled over to find a nude midget telletubby demon deeply staring into my eyes..now this isn't something you usually see on a normal basis so i naturally froze for a few seconds before wetting my self. it had an evil glare..dark..content eyes.. and a shiny purple fur. I motioned my lips to speak but before i could get a word in the demon put it's hands on my lips and pointed at me with its other hand..shaking its head side to side...then.. it pulls up to me, it's face near my head..and whispers in my ear..... I WIN!!!!!!!!

banning Pronam because his name sounds like a sleeping medicine.

:yes: :D Did someone say spankings!? Been a long while since i've seen two intelligent minds debate without killing each other. it's like Fight Night but with brains. I'm just happy i read this thread before deciding to become a super hero.

Look.. there is no way that PC games can brainwash a human.. i know..i play PC games all the time.. practically 25/7,drooling all over the keyboard while at the same time mastering DDR on insane difficulty. just trust me.. I know.. :thumbsup: Now if you would excuse me.. i have serious matters..like raiding illidans temple or beating doom 3 for the 5th time(driven by some unseeable force),maybe i'll go kill a few egos on cod4...see?..no brainwash? i'm still here! still fully aware of my own presence! still sitting here talk......?............>>.........<<.....??... :huh: ...wait a second..when did i start typing this message up?..i don't even recall pausing doom 3 to check the interwebz.....hmm..what were we talking about!?...grainwaves?...forget..must play doom 3..must play doom 3...

It's a little out of place.. wondering who has the greatest ass... but i'd have to say halle berry. :yes: . ppl are going nuts over this kardashian chick but you have to have a certain class to carry around a nice ass...hmm.. anyways that's what i was thinking...i mean if my choices were between kim jong and hitler.. hmmm?....i don't know what got you thinking about it but i guess i'd go with kim jong..he kinda looks like a little tanned twinky doesn't he?...? :blink: ....*cough*!..ahem.....oh.. look at that.."who IS the greater ass"....aha.....heh....i....uh.. .. :wallbash: ...forget i said anything.... ;)

This thread is slowly curving off-topic but since we are on the curve i figured i'd throw my 3 cents in. Despite the rules i've seen plently of women serve in combat and on the front. My first commander was a female major in command of our fireteams on the line,with plenty of other women. Also during my last tour i worked for blackwater and i saw more female infantry than i'd think i would ever see under one roof. lastly from both sides of the gun,female snipers are by far the most deadly force to be reckoned with. Served with one,got hit by one,both made an impression on my life.

granted but the price of gas skyrockets to 20 bucks a gallon and your new car is currently out of gas. I wish the voices would stop telling me to kill...

Still 24 until november.. got five kids.. three girls aging two,five and six. Two boys aging eleven and twenty two. (jk)

Wish denied.. you play a very good "1st" and it is fates decision to keep you there for all eternity..Muhahahahaha! (aha!) I wish i had dezis phone #.

Three point five seconds ago. Last time you yelled at someone out of anger just to be right knowing that the other person was innocent?

The goblin replied,...

I think i said this once earlier but this seems like the time to say again. The Marines kick ass but we'd be in a poo sandwich from sun up to sun down without the Army. i dunno how many times during mission all we did was take fire until an Army fireteam extracted us or helped provide covering fire to help us get the hell out of pain city. DON"T knock any of the branches down though.. they each play a part and all work together to get the job done. If you need to blame anyone..blame the leaders...that's what they are there for. :biggrin:

granted...candy diamonds... (considering your my creator..you should know by now i never listen to a word you have to tell me (lol) I wish i could meet a non crazy psycho chick at a bar ( i think it's scientifically impossible)

Stressful.

granted..but you travel so far in time you land inside a extremely large cyborg fat kid who ironically ate my life about 2000 years back..(revenge!!) i wish i was a giant cyborg fat kid.

species..i ban you for being around for so long and i never noticed you until today.. maybe it's the major kusanagi avatar...

granted, everyone eventually gets very rich up until the point the economy fails miserably causing mass crime increase and riots worldwide, eventually turning earth into one giant death arena.. ( i like to vary the outcome sometimes but the punchline is..we all die) I wish life was like a box of chocolates.

Wait wha?.. brothers? when did this happen?.... so they're guys!? ...that explains why my friends always look at me funny when i mention how how hot that one jonas sister really is... come on hollywood!! if your going to make boybands...make BOY bands... (dammit..first hanson and now this..)

I like.... big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And tayy.. ...err....woops..

Abusive.

Wish granted but despite the awesome graphics,the game sucks hard. I wish i had a playstation 9

This is an insult to pirates worldwide..why..wait till i get back to never neverland and Hook hears about this!

Those who think one gender is better than the other should seriously not bother posting until after grammar school. You need to live a little bit through life before commenting on it. Maybe your the male champ where you live.. Maybe you just haven't played a chick with skills yet,doesn't mean they do not exist. Besides a few genetic differences, Females can top males in any competition,Saying women worldwide have absolutly no chance at passing up the "equal" range of men is an immature way of thinking and anyone who does think this way needs to seriously drop the ego. Now.. i'm not downing the male gamers.. we rock.. we really do F'N rock... really....but there are many female gamers that would hand us our asses in a heartbeat. For example.. there is a COD4 group known as PMS..(lol).. it's a female only tourny champ guild that has put many of us male gamers in the ground..crying for 3 hours about how "there is no way that chick beat me without cheats!" or " i was lag spiking really bad, she just got lucky!"..when the majority of the male gamers will deny female gamers their due simply because they fail to realize that even though their opposing team is all female, they are also human.. and all humans possess the will and intelligence to overcome,dominate and destroy

This thread is slowly starting to look like a word association game lol. Considering hitlers been dead for quite a few years now,i think that makes kim the reigning champ.