ShinJiOh

*Shin now lying in the armchair (that malchik had picked him up and thrown him into) gazed towards the stars yet again, watching all the ships fight their intergalactic battles....... not like it's going to matter everytime some gets strong there is always someone stronger "Where there is life there is hope" shin utters *shin rolls his head to the side to see that YET AGAIN earthII has been destroyed he begins to laugh at the "gods" that have now become insane, destroying everything they can't have. *shin laughs at their pathetic planet destroying powers "it hasn't even been a day and you still managed to blow it up.......... suprise suprise

*Shin lies with his face deep in the snow of his destroyed castle. Acastle that was destroyed by more starships that weren't ancalagon's just some renegade ships destroying something that was newly built. *Shin rolls over and looks to the skies, waiting for the next blood hungry moron to blow up the planet in a fit of power lust. There shin lies with no point in building anything as it will get destroyed. Even a simple snowball can help none here. :rip: OOC> cya guys i'm not going to post here anymore i may read but i wont post. why cant you just go back to snow. I blew up the entir universe and you still think you all have ships that magically survived. (except ancalagon who had a good reason) :angry2:

*Satisfied with being a god for now shin builds yet another undefended castle :stupid: and re-opens the bootlegging operation of T.R.O.K. :innocent: Back to buisness

*Shin wakes up on the 442nd piece of Earth II *Shin looks around to see that it is pointless if he were to revive the earth AGAIN for the 6th time iut would not matter as once again it would be destryoied by the mighty space ships THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SNOW *Unless..... shin thought if i destroyed all of them first *the 442nd piece of Earth II was now layered in enchated spoons, shin called upon the power of the spoons and brings to gether all of the snow planets in the universe, creating just 2 massive hunks of snow planet each a billion, billion times bigger than earth *Shin sent the two massive chunks of rock at each at speeds of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000km/h THE BIG BANG *Shin destroys every ship in the universe and now every thing is as it was when all of this began NO SHIPS...

yeh well Dark0ne has to get thanked somehow, in whatever strange and eccentric way some people like to do it. as for me i believe it very wrong to have the words "kiss" and "@rse" used in the same sentence OT> i got windburn in London............

hmm.... lets' see"says shin as he travels to old new zealand with the intent of seeing the new LOTR movie. dissapointed to see the only copy he can use is a bootlegged version. "thanks malchik, people will pay millions to see this.... great buisness idea" *Shin then pulls out advertising THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE L.O.T.R. AT SHINJIOH'S CASTLE :P

*shin turns around "WTF? was that!" snow on the ground shin can only assume in was someone in their drunk stupor *Shin turns back around to see silvurus army through his panoramic window "you're joking silvuru, attacking an undefended castle, that's low" *Shin picks up as spoon and summons a 100,000 frost giants wielding snow balls which quickly eliminate the scamps shin then sends silvuru a message "this castle is unprotected if you want in just ask, toilet on level 2, bar on leve 2 also, but dont go to level 5 that's where malchik is..........and whatever he is doing."

Silvuru this is in the wrong forum, any way my best christmas was when i was alot younger in 1995-6-7 i'm not sure Edit> d@mn it misinterpreted the question... a good christmas for me is when the whole family joins together at the christmas tree, all the adults have their grog the kids are all trying to get me to hand out their presents........ oh wait i hate that.......just joking :P and most important of all the colours mate the colours, pretty :stupid:

*Shin looks through the telescope of his castle and sees that people are figthing with huge fleets. and says to himself "strange..once a pon a time we used to use snow to do our fighting now we use machines that have nothing to do with snow... and we fight over planets covered with ice like it's a limited resource" *Shin sits back down and picks up a dry martini "my time has truly passed"

*shin runs upstairs and sees the red light of the room on reading DO NOT DISTURB ok i dont want to know whats happening in there. *shin leaves a not on the cavewich and sausage reading 'sorry the snags got burnt my clumsy chef was sacked.... coincidentally hes sacked the person who sacked the person who got sacked and trust me i sacked him for it'. *with malchik at his buisness shin put two eunichs at the dorr and went to go check the progress on the cmac issue.

"women? oh, there on the fifth floor cmac locked them up too... :blink: " "snags, they're easy to comeby - chef... get me mate malchik here some snags" "but as for a cavewich... i think mojlnir left most of his outside, i'll go get it" *before malchik is able to say anything shin rushes outside

"sorry but while acrids gone ineed some company, not that camc is much company... really i think he's gone nuts, raiding an undefended castle and all...." *says shin as he introduces malchik to the bar and game room "drink?" OOT> good work people the 400th post in the snow arena w000t :spam:

*cmac busy for for now shin sees malchik wandering around some building thing and uses his snow-mega-phone to say "hey, malchik come to shin's castle, the party's about to begin mate!"

OOC> Guys if you havent posted here in a few days or there have been a few posts that you haven't read please read them as people cant be in two places at one (except malchik with the clones thing) *shin wakes up to see his toilet room door locked with one guard standing there "cmac i swear, you should stop cutting corners" as shin easily overpowers the guard and uses shins unlocking spoon to unlock the door *shin sees that acrid has gone "i swear acrid if you blow anything up....." *shin then finds cmac and sets a frost giant on him.....

OOC>np silvuru Of course the toilet is frozen over and shin feels very cold, as he scrapes an icicle out and hits silvuru across the face with it . " the sign says occupied"

Of course that was just a draem of Mojlnirs that he had because HIS HEAD was to cold while being stuck in the cavewich. ShinJiOh was still on earth in his castle with acrid (who would bring shin and his stuff back to life anyway using the time machine in the underground chamber of another castle)

*Shin looks up at the sky to see the biggest :ranting: ing ship ever built and sees mojnir at command deck. *Shin then sees the atmosphere is failing and the earthII is pretty :ranting: "Mojlnir, first acrid now you trying to blow up the earth" "Mojlnir, behind you" yells shin as an ICE DEATH STAR twice the size of Mojlnir's ship appears. "where'd you think i came from? huh?" laughs Shin as the death star teleports Mojlnir to right in front of Shin and then blows the :ranting: out of Mojlnir's ship. *the death star then returns to whence it came with an undetectable warp signature. *"Now you may have your cavewich mojlnir" screams shin as a mountain of ice piles on top of Mojlnir, pleased with this Shin turns around "Acrid, stoip drinking out of the toilet!"

*Shin trying to overcome his crappy brandy is sipping aglass of water. when BANG acrids castle is blown up by ICE? "wtf? ice destroying ice, that's t no more drinks im going for a walk" says Shin as he throws the glass of water away

Shin stays in his chair looking outside, sipping brandy. When all of a sudden earth II shakes unexpectantly. *Shin looks at the area where it is coming from. "wtf? fire on an ice planet?" Shin looks at his brandy, and throws the galss behind him, ok no more of that.

Shadow being frozen for now Shin walks over to see mojlnir's new ice golf course *shin gives it a try but just cant do it, so he gives up and goes back to his castle. always watching out of his panoramic window for another to arrive on earthII

*Shin laughs "you forgot about the spoons" says Shin as he reincarnates himself and builds two ice hills next to each other and smashes them together where Shadow is standing. mmmmmm..................... cavewich OOC> if you have no idea what im on about read the last couple of pages

*Shin wakes up in his castle and is suprised that there has been no attack on him during the night. Shin walks out of the castle to see what has happened lately and sees I Am That Is Matthias firing a caanon at acrids castle. *Shin slams a snowball into the back of I Am That Is Matthias' head temporerly paralyzing him. *Shin grabs Shadows gun and takes fire upon cmac as acrids castle defenses block most attack.

OOC>D@mn right *shin sees that acrid has returned to his castle. shin goes up to acrid who looks anxious "hey acrid, remember that time i said i had a bone to pick with you, well this is it" *almost instantly shin produces a compact ice bat and breaks it across acrids face, snapping his jaw. *shin throws a spoon of healing down,now we're even. "home run" as shin retreats back to his undefended castle in wait of another snow ravaged maniac :nazgul:

Bored with the whole casino now shin walks outside and picks up a snowball *shin looks to the sky of earthII and sees ten thousand ships painted white "oh come on!" yells shin deeply dissapointed with the loss of an adversary :angry2:

OOC> you tell the laucher that nukes have been banned since yesterday and that you have to blow up the earth some other way :shifty: